Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Bye-bye Birdie

Wally Pippetone?

The feet of Greg Bird have failed him again.

Mike Ford is the new Luke Voit.

It's going to be a long season.

11 comments:

Vampifella said...

Has any of our injured Yanks actually made it off the list yet? I wonder if we now have the record for the most IL players. I know the Mets were this bad off a few years ago but we surely surpassed that number this year.

TheWinWarblist said...

Caw, caw. Caw caw ...

Carl J. Weitz said...

The season gets longer every day even though the number of games grows shorter.

ranger_lp said...

Hicks resumed baseball activities. Ellsbury.....Ells......Ells....

HoraceClarke66 said...

Now wait a second.

Wally Pipp was a lifetime ..282 and .757 OPS hitter for the Yanks, stole 125 bases in 11 years, led the AL in homers twice and triples once, drove in over 100 runs three times, batted as high as .329, and helped lead the team to its first three pennants and first world championship, before his career was foreshortened by a pitched ball that nearly killed him. (Hence the "headache.")

Joe Pepitone was a major headcase, due in part to an abusive childhood. But as a Yankee, hit won three Gold Gloves, appeared in three All-Star games, hit as many as 31 homers in a season, once drove in 100 runs, played a decent centerfield as well as first, started for two pennant winners, and once slugged a grand slam in the World Series.

Greg Bird...never hit more than 11 homers or played more than 82 games in a major-league season, and had one, clutch playoff series (in which he hit .222).

I hate to say it, but you, Mr. Bird, are no Wally Pippitone!

JM said...

They'll have a better idea when Bird is out of the boot.

Yeah, doubt that.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

CC came off the DL (can't call it IL)

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