Friday, September 20, 2019

What Are These People Doing Here?

As we head into the last week of the regular season, three intriguing individuals have suddenly emerged on the New York baseball scene.  Two of them may well determine just how well your New York Yankees do in the coming, apocalyptic postseason.

One is Luis Severino, of course.  Will he be as good as he looked in his first outing?

Who knows?

But he does have a track record, and if his arm is really healed, it could be quite lively, not having pitched all year (Also, I suspect, he has somehow fixed that "tipping his pitches" canard problem from last season.)  If we can get him out there, fireballing 2-3 innings in key situations, we could be sitting in the catbird seat.

Two is the most surprising, and intriguing, last-minute addition on the Yankees.  No. 73 in your program, no. 1 in your hearts:  Mike King.

This is the guy I thought was going to be the sleeper who emerged this year, instead of Mr. German.  King was 11-5, 1.79 ERA, combined, on three levels last year, including 4-0, 1.15 in Scranton.

Then—the arm miseries.  And after coming back, he was 3-1 in Scranton this year, but with a 4.18 ERA.

But beyond that, the stats still show some possibilities:  23 2/3 innings, 20 hits, only 6 walks, 3 homers, and 28 strikeouts.  Not bad.  And of course he'll have the advantage that nobody has seen him.

I say, if King shows us anything over the next week, he should get a postseason slot ahead of Cessa or Johnny Lasagna.

And three...Buck Showalter????

What's that about?  But it's true:  Buck was back this week, bloviating on the Yanks' postgame show, and he seemed in fine good humor, quick and insightful.

It was nice to see.  He appears to have shed the "Flying Dutchman," mad monk look of his last, awful summer in Baltimore.  And he sounds like he has a lot of baseball left in him.

So?  What's he doing here?

Much as I would love to believe that Coops is about to hire him on as his righthand man, that's never going to happen.  Cashman is way, way, way too clever an office politician to ever let that good a baseball man come that close to his job.

Bummer.  But...why IS he back in New York?

Could it be as a way of quietly auditioning for the Mets job, should the Flushing Remonstrances fall short of the playoffs this year?

I don't know about you, but Buck in charge of the Metsies gives me the willies...




9 comments:

JM said...

Torres better not be fucking hurt.

Platoni said...

"should the Flushing Remonstrances fall short of the playoffs this year?"

You're so kind to give hope to the Fall on Your Ass on a Puddle of Dog Piss baseball team. They're not gonna...

HoraceClarke66 said...

And, of course, they're not pitching King. Great. So we won't even get to see if he has anything.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And now, Ma Boone launches into complete idiocy.

Bottom of the 8th, Maybin with his injured wrist on first. What does Ma do? Why, has him steal second, of course!

He's thrown out—sliding in hands first (does anyone still know how to slide with their legs?). Maybin walked away looking okay...but hey, the night is young!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, that was a pretty good ballgame until the 9th, when Joe West decided his dinner reservation couldn't wait. What an asshole. No, the game doesn't matter...which means the fans only get to watch 8 innings.

Even Paul O'Neill called one of the two strikeouts that West concocted the worst call he'd seen all year.

This is America today, where noodniks paid hundreds of thousand of dollars to stand there and call balls and strikes feel themselves much put upon.

Anonymous said...

WELL...THERE GOES HOME FIELD.

THERE GOES DOMINGO.

THERE GOES GLEYBER.

THERE GOES CLINT. (CAN'T CATCH A FLY).

THERE GOES SANCHEZ.

THERE GOES ENCARNACION.

HERE COMES STANTON. (STRIKE 3, STRIKE 3).

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.

I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT.

....AND I AIN'T KIDDING.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Could be nothing with Gleyber. We'll see.

And really: nothing to get that excited about. Houston will win it in any case.

I'm just annoyed at my meager, TV pleasures being denied. Oh, really Joe West? You're bored? Who pays your &%# salary, you @#%!

Anonymous said...

Buck should be Boone's bench coach.

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