Tuesday, September 17, 2019

WTF happened to Boston this year (and could it happen to us?)

It makes no sense: How could a team with so many breakout stars become so irrelevant? The defending champs... done by mid-September. Wow.

With 11 games to play, Boston's big testicle pooh-bahs trail in the Wild Card by 9 - with the 13th best record in baseball, (a mired-in-mediocrity finish that is still three games above the Mets.) But how, how? Look at that lineup... and tell me... how? 

There's Rafael Devers at 3B, at age 22 a future MVP. "Humphrey" Bogaerts at SS, with 31 HRs and 106 RBIs (more than any Yankee, btw.) Christian Vasquez - 21 HRs and .273 - best catcher in the AL East? Plus Mookie Betts, JD Martinez and Andrew Benintendi. Across the lineup, the only rubber-tipped doink is Jackie Bradley Jr., and he's still a gold glove CF. 

How... how does this team miss the playoffs?


Obviously... it's pitching, pitching, pitching. Eduardo Rodriguez - 17-6 with an ERA of 3.46 - became an ace. But from him on, it's Tomato Soup Tuesday in the school cafeteria. The lug nuts of 2018 - Chris Sale, David Price, Nathan Eovaldi and Rick Porcello - fell apart like Kleenex in a Maytag, and the owner's refusal to run up his luxury taxes to buy a bullpen kicked this team in the nuts from Day One.

But for my money, 't'wasn't those planes that killed the Beast. Nope. 'Twas that two-game blitzkrieg in London. Boston scored 21 runs, a month's worth of base-runners, and couldn't hold us to a football score by the Jersey Giants. (We scored 29.) From that day on, the writing was on the wall: REDRUM!  

We tweaked more gonads than the cast of a Syracuse dinner theater performance of Chorus Line. But it was Boston that played the year under a toxic cloud. They lost five out their first six, eight out of their first 10. Steve Pearce disappeared early, as did Sale's fastball. Price was in a fog. Porcello was terrible. Eovaldi did what he always does: get hurt.

Could it happen to us? (Note: For starters, we're not the defending world champs, so technically, we cannot yet be dethroned, and we could go into the winter already humiliated and pissy.) Of course. You know how I feel about negativity: It's our spiritual armor, the suit of cynical iron that protects us from mortal wounds. But no matter what happens next month, the Death Star should be much stronger in 2020 than Boston was coming into this season.

Instead of an overworked pitching staff, the Yanks could be amazingly healthy. At the most, Luis Severino will throw 40 innings this year. Dellin Betances might throw 20 (assuming we re-sign him.) Domingo German could be hard-pressed to return, considering his workload. Happ and CC? Good luck. Tanaka and Paxton? Who knows? But we will have plenty of young, MLB-quality position players to trade for pitching. And even if El Chapo walks, it shouldn't be a death knell to the bullpen. 

I don't know how the Yankees will fare next month. But there is no reason to think this team will collapse next year, as the Redsocks have done. The question, though, is whether we can cut into their 4-1 lead in World Championships during this millennium. If we squander this season - that is, anything less than a ring - Boston's dismal fate should stand as a warning: You never know when the tide will roll out and leave nothing but wreckage behind. This had better be our year.  

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

HOME FIELD.

DON'T LET BOONIE, COOP, AND THE SPORTS MEDIA FOOL YOU.

I'M STARTING TO HEAR WHISPERS HOW, "THE YANKEES NEED THEIR HEALTH BEFORE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE".

NO.

WE MUST HAVE HOME FIELD BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE.

WE CAN'T BE PUTTING IN CHANCE ADAMS, AND RYAN DULL IN HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS WITH THESE UPCOMING GAMES ON THE LINE.

WE CAN'T LET DOUBT SEEP IN.

FUCK THOSE WHISPERS.

IT'S HOME FIELD, OR GO HOME.

JM said...

You can't predict baseball, Duque.

13bit said...

We talk a lot about Boston's injuries, but we really skirt the subjects of their heavy drug use and the mental illness. Not to deny our own head cases, but I have an alternate theory to their dominant boom/bust cycle for the past fifteen years, when they have won at a far better clip than we have. Maybe it's not some calculated front office gambit. Maybe it's not quick-thinking, cold-eyed opportunism. Maybe they're all manic depressive. Have we considered this? Mass personality disorder. Maybe the bulk load of lithium they got this year was fake, from some nefarious foreign country with no regulation.

Anyway, it's something to think about.

As for Houston, they don't scare me. If we were to win - which I don't believe could happen - we would roll right over Houston. If this were to be our year - which I have never believed it is - Houston would just be another pebble under the bulldozer. They'd be taking their champagne enemas and hugging, Boonie would have his goggles on in the locker room, and they'd all be reminding themselves and us that the season is not over yet. No, it's not Houston I'm worried about. It's the Yankees I'm worried about. We can beat ourselves more effectively than any other team can. We can beat ourselves harder than a 14 year old boy with his first unlimited porn subscription. We have to watch for our OWN mental illness.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

"We can beat ourselves harder than a 14 year old boy with his first unlimited porn subscription"

Chaucer could not have said it better.

Anonymous said...

Actually Rufus he did...

Your two great eyes will slay me suddenly;
Their beauty shakes me who was once serene;
Straight through my heart the wound is quick and keen.
Perhaps tis time to do something obscene.

OK, I added the last line.

Doug K.

Anonymous said...

As to what happened to the Red Sox and can it happen to us?

The Red Sox went all in short term. We used to do that in the eighties.
A lot. After all we had teams with both Don Mattingly (in his prime) AND Dave Winfield. We added top free agents. Spent big bucks. Before there was a premium for doing so.

Hopefully they are screwed for the next 5-7 years. We on the other hand are ruled by the goddesses of "Frugality" "Flexibility" and "Expectation"

Frugality means, we won't get fooled again (Stanton was the final one. We also will miss out on players we need. (Cough... Corbin)

Flexibility has been demonstrated by this year's team.

And the most important one Expectation.

We are not allowed to suck. The front office's commitment to putting out a good PRODUCT, note that it is a product to them, means we will always be in contention (Even as they don't do the things that would put us over the top.)

But, since you have to be in it to win it... we will always be in it and every once in a while will win it.

Doug K.

smurfy said...

Doug K. I nominate you for hilarious and insightful contributiions to a full membership: get an avatar!

TheWinWarblist said...

"We can beat ourselves harder than a 14 year old boy with his first unlimited porn subscription."

This is why and how you complete me, bitty, my dear sweet tiny 13bit.




Oh fuck you Hal!!

HoraceClarke66 said...

El Duque, you are en fuego today. So are you, 13bit, and Doug K., I love this emerging poetry vein on our beautiful blog.

"...fell apart like Kleenex in a Maytag..." "...tweaked more gonads than the cast of a Syracuse dinner theater performance of Chorus Line..."—now this is writing!

HoraceClarke66 said...

That said...

—Houston doesn't scare me, either, 13bit...the same way that, if I encountered an 8-foot Goliath with a spiked club walking up my block at midnight, I wouldn't be "scared."

I would think, he's going to kill me or get distracted by a better victim, and there's nothing I can do about it. Same thing with Houston. They are the class of baseball this year...with great starting pitching. Nothing can change that.

—ALL-CAPS, I love you, but you're wrong about playoff scenarios. One of our very few chances is that pesky, annoying little teams like Oakland or Tampa Bay or even Cleveland—one of which will emerge from the Bud Selig Memorial Wild-Card Play-In—will knock off the Astros off in a fluky, best-of-five series, while we deal with Minnesota.

That means we do NOT want the best record, only second best. Houston will beat us with 4 games in Yankee Stadium, they will beat us on a boat, they will us with a goat, they will beat us with a fox, they will beat us with some lox...

HoraceClarke66 said...

And Duque, I wouldn't be so sure about next year. Our own pitching staff is made of just such tissue.

We're only lucky that, somewhere along the line, Maple Sapling said Fuck that cheap BoJo knock-off who pretends to be our pitching coach, refused to be the next Sonny Gray, and went back to being Big Maple.

For now. There's absolutely no likelihood that Sapling, Crapp, or Tanaka will be able to pitch a lot of innings next year, and how long will it be before we start hearing that Domingo needs to have an MRI? I would love to see Toonces and Sevvy back, but it's just as likely they won't be.

For that matter, words like "plenty of young players to trade for pitching" scare me to death when applied to Brian "Cooperstown" Cashman. I refer you to When Sonny Gets Gray, and the Moist Towlettes and Dominican teenager mad money we got in exchange for this guy who is now one of the leading pitchers in the National League.

Doug K., you may be right. But I wonder if the Steinbrenner family's imposed entropy won't lead instead to a fall from orbit.

In other words, did we get lucky in that Gary Denbo or some such rebuilt the farm system one time? Will that be repeated? Or will we decline instead into the downward spiral we seemed to be in in 2013-2014?

13bit said...

"I believe in yesterday..."

Lennon/McCartney

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Carmine Hose have three against the formerly known as NY Giants.

Mike Yastrzemski (Grandson of that guy) could be the guy that officially eliminates them. Ma and Pa Yankee are discussing as I write this.

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