And Win, you’re here with the rest of us, so you must have a smidgen, a crumb, dab, dram, driblet, glimmer, hint, lick, a particle, scintilla, a soupçon, spark, maybe a splash, or even a sprinkling, a suspicion, a tad, touch, trace OF HOPE about this team, otherwise…
You’d be watching reruns of The Mary Tyler Moore Show and drinking too much in memory of a wasted life.
BUT YOU’RE NOT. YOU’RE HERE SUFFERING, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!!
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. I prefer to be by myself. And I am watching Mary Tyler Moore reruns. I'm streaming them, alone, by myself.
There's a rumor about Jack. If you look at his twitter account he seems to be anti-mask and posted a reference about Florida Covid deaths lower than NY Covid deaths. He also mentioned that they should be going on the road but are staying home because of money. Might have done him in...the latter relates to Judge's instant replay which wouldn't have happened if they were on the road.
If WED turns into a bullpen game, here's what's left (from Fangraphs data)
Britton -- threw 6 pitches in past 3 days
Joely R -- ditto, 6 pitches in 3 days
Ridings -- yeah, in the minors -- 15 pitches in the past week. They sent Gil out already today (8/18) . . . I don't think they can call Ridings back up this soon (?)
Other bullpen guys have thrown in 2 of the past 3 days. Green + Lasagna each have 5.1 innings in the past week, 87 pitches (Chad) and 88. Peralta has 5 innings and 67 pitches in the past week, 23 of which were last night.
Luetge last threw on 8/15. He threw 29 pitches on the 14th and 15th combined.
So when Heaney melts down -- or if this is a planned "bullpen" game -- we are going to see Luetge, Britton, and Joely R. Plus whoever gets called up today.
Also, things could be worse, you could be a genetically challenged Red Sucks fan, which is redundant. Some I know had already staked out their part of the curb for the WS Champs Parade. Of course, being reprobates, they already lived on the curb
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What 2nd game. There was no 1st game. This is just game thread.
"All Important Loss Column."
Stop it right now!
Ah. The Gil-A-Monster.
Luke has some of that Nick Swisher, doesn’t he?
And Win, you’re here with the rest of us, so you must have a smidgen, a crumb, dab, dram, driblet, glimmer, hint, lick, a particle, scintilla, a soupçon, spark, maybe a splash, or even a sprinkling, a suspicion, a tad, touch, trace OF HOPE about this team, otherwise…
You’d be watching reruns of The Mary Tyler Moore Show and drinking too much in memory of a wasted life.
BUT YOU’RE NOT. YOU’RE HERE SUFFERING, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!!
But you would not be alone in drinking your way through this mess of a team
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. I prefer to be by myself. And I am watching Mary Tyler Moore reruns. I'm streaming them, alone, by myself.
Now shuush!
Hustle double? Hustle double!!
I'm a bit unnerved by heads-up play from these Yankees.
Wendy made up for Wade's kind of miscue.
Judge stole a base.
We're ahead with four outs to go.
The full moon isn't until the 22nd. What's going on with these guys?
Game ain't over yet.
Wendy's past his sell-by date.
JM, really? 8 times already this year and you carry on this way?
Hurrumph!
That was some throw to first. Wow.
As Mel Brooks said in Blazing Saddles, I didn't get a hurrumph outta that guy.
Tampa beating Baltimore 8-0.
Chad throwing: fiddle dee dee!
Keep the Maalox nearby. The worst is yet to come.
Hurrumph!
Well said, Rufus. Well said.
Hurrumph, hurrumph, do the hurrumphty dance
Rhubarb!
Hurrumph, hurrumph!
Friday is DJ bobblehead night. Order your champagne now.
Fucking A! After all the games they sleepwalked through. They are playing with passion!
Doug K.
Ha ha! But we still have the bottom of the 9th, er, I mean 7th, to survive!
Come on Chad - make us proud and walk the lead off man
Where the white ladies at?
Beau, can we dance wif your dates?
Sweep!!!
A1-2-3 inning. What a disappointment.
I never got to have my peak cardio today.
Yankees win. Thuh-uhh-uuhhh-uuhhh-uhhhhhhhh Yankees win!!!
UhuhuhuhUHUHUHUHHUHUHUUHHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, then.
JM- if we continue this, we’re eventually going to be, um, taken out of context.
five Schnitzegrubens is my limit!
We are in second place, by .001 in winning percentage.
Beau, that's true. But those were funny movies.
Rufus, as Madeline Kahn said, what a nice guy.
Couldn't be happier for John and Suzyn. They sound like they've found el Dorado.
[sniff sniff]
Shut up!!
What happened to Jack “Candy” Moldanado? John has been praising his producer Matt Shortis or Chortis or something like that.
just googled it… he’s gone. Possibly related to John’s call of Judge’s instant replay.
There's a rumor about Jack. If you look at his twitter account he seems to be anti-mask and posted a reference about Florida Covid deaths lower than NY Covid deaths. He also mentioned that they should be going on the road but are staying home because of money. Might have done him in...the latter relates to Judge's instant replay which wouldn't have happened if they were on the road.
The Ghost of Horace here:
THEY'RE DOING WITH MIRRORS!
Or rather, great pitching and flashing leather, which seems like mirrors, it's been so long since we've seen it.
I hate to say it, but...This team's got moxie!!!
They probably won't have after "Home Run" Heaney takes the mound. But for now...they have it!
If WED turns into a bullpen game, here's what's left (from Fangraphs data)
Britton -- threw 6 pitches in past 3 days
Joely R -- ditto, 6 pitches in 3 days
Ridings -- yeah, in the minors -- 15 pitches in the past week. They sent Gil out already today (8/18) . . . I don't think they can call Ridings back up this soon (?)
Other bullpen guys have thrown in 2 of the past 3 days. Green + Lasagna each have 5.1 innings in the past week, 87 pitches (Chad) and 88. Peralta has 5 innings and 67 pitches in the past week, 23 of which were last night.
Luetge last threw on 8/15. He threw 29 pitches on the 14th and 15th combined.
So when Heaney melts down -- or if this is a planned "bullpen" game -- we are going to see Luetge, Britton, and Joely R. Plus whoever gets called up today.
Please enjoy this sweep. Let it bring back sweet memories cuz Wed., is going to be a sheet show with Petticoat Junction on the mound.
The Archangel
Also, things could be worse, you could be a genetically challenged Red Sucks fan, which is redundant.
Some I know had already staked out their part of the curb for the WS Champs Parade. Of course, being reprobates, they already lived on the curb
The Heartless Archangel
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