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Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Game Dread - Ø7Ø2 - WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL . . .




 

50 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I can tell you enjoy horror flicks.

AboveAverage said...

Well, I will say this. This Yankees team is pretty scary (oh and the above reference is from The Outer Limits…)

AboveAverage said...

Golly . . . Warren's line is like, like, like . . .

JM said...

Holy fuck, I'm outta here.

Incredible.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Yes, the game *IS* a horror flick.

BTR999 said...

Our failure is almost complete…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

almost?

TheWinWarblist said...

We do not control jack shit.

AboveAverage said...

They control the horizontal . . .

Hinkey Haines said...

When Boone says it’s all right in front of them (per Keefe, that happens earlier & earlier each season), he’ll of course be referring to the team(s) ahead of them in the standings.

AboveAverage said...

SEE.....

Steinbrenner Snooze!

Cashman Kill !

and

Boone Butcher his Bullpen!

in....

SCARED HITLESS!

coming October 2025

AboveAverage said...

This just in:

Stanton Goes Long

Yankees Tease their fans by getting within 2.

Hinkey Haines said...

I’m not falling for it.

ranger_lp said...

https://x.com/shell895/status/1940256469393580505?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw

Hinkey Haines said...

Damn, was hoping for a “That’s baseball.”

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Tragically true.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

They just want to make this one a pineapple.

With the extra long nails:

https://novabrasilfm.com.br/app/uploads/2023/09/carmen-miranda.webp

Hinkey Haines said...

Well.

Hinkey Haines said...

How about that.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

They're just playing with us.

Don't be fooled.

Hinkey Haines said...

Nope. Not buying it.

ranger_lp said...

We’re in Yankee Classic territory…

TheWinWarblist said...

Not surprising. Not surprising. Urrg.

Hinkey Haines said...

The Air Bender comes through!

AboveAverage said...

As I mentioned earlier - it was all a
T E A S E

ranger_lp said...

FFS…

Publius said...

The 2025 New York Yankees are a bad baseball team.

Hinkey Haines said...

I’ve entered that dark realm where I actually hope they keep losing, since maybe - MAYBE - that will force some changes. Probably won’t, but man, I’m sick of this team.

AboveAverage said...

Me 2 ish

Platoni said...

The 202X New York Yankees are a bad baseball team.

AboveAverage said...

I was root, root, rooting for a shut out earlier to make Boone’s post game pressah more challenging.

Now he can talk to the grit and determination of his ballclub to do use their advanced abilities to come back and win the game.

Baseball being Baseball.

You can’t FUCK an onion!

Please feel free to make that our blog’s mantra moving forward

You have my blessing.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

"You can’t FUCK an onion!"

Thank yahweh I've never tried.

BTR999 said...

AboveAverage said...

Please keep us apprised of your research….

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Naw, not going there. I'll rely on your expert opinion.

13bit said...

I have been in that dark realm for a long time, but it has accomplished nothing. It’s like some asshole once said, the Yankees could stand in the middle of fifth Avenue and shoot people and Brian Cashman would still not be fired.

13bit said...

This is what an unmeritocratic, no accountability regime looks like.

AboveAverage said...

Rufus….I could never FUCK an onion!

That said, I know that I speak for all of us when I say that I’m happy and relieved to see Bitty is back on the Bump.

sir Bitster - how’s it flowing?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, they hit for a change...

Doctor T said...

Bombs Away Warren and Nepo Baby Leiter. Not only do they blow up games like clockwork, but they stay in critical roles no matter how badly they screw up.

Like the trust funders that run this team, they keep failing upwards.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

To cheer everyone up, here's a clip from our favorite ibs lady:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6_3IKMOq9L/
And her Twitter site:
https://x.com/ilanabecker

Kevin said...

Scream and scream again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1zF7D90xsM

Rufus T. Firefly said...

How about a clove of garlic?

BTR999 said...

Another disheartening loss. How many? How many will it take to force some kind of regime change?

AboveAverage said...

I’ll consider it

AboveAverage said...

Acknowledged ! ! 👍🏼 ! !

AboveAverage said...

True Hoss - but that was part of the big T E A S E

AboveAverage said...

147 more

edb said...

We battled our asses off and got back into it. Please piss on my head and tell us it is raining. Thanks Genius Cashman for brining in Choak Williams.

AboveAverage said...

And how much change are we talking about here. A few nickels and a penny?