When Boone says it’s all right in front of them (per Keefe, that happens earlier & earlier each season), he’ll of course be referring to the team(s) ahead of them in the standings.
I’ve entered that dark realm where I actually hope they keep losing, since maybe - MAYBE - that will force some changes. Probably won’t, but man, I’m sick of this team.
I have been in that dark realm for a long time, but it has accomplished nothing. It’s like some asshole once said, the Yankees could stand in the middle of fifth Avenue and shoot people and Brian Cashman would still not be fired.
Bombs Away Warren and Nepo Baby Leiter. Not only do they blow up games like clockwork, but they stay in critical roles no matter how badly they screw up.
Like the trust funders that run this team, they keep failing upwards.
To cheer everyone up, here's a clip from our favorite ibs lady: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6_3IKMOq9L/ And her Twitter site: https://x.com/ilanabecker
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I can tell you enjoy horror flicks.
Well, I will say this. This Yankees team is pretty scary (oh and the above reference is from The Outer Limits…)
Golly . . . Warren's line is like, like, like . . .
Holy fuck, I'm outta here.
Incredible.
Yes, the game *IS* a horror flick.
Our failure is almost complete…
almost?
We do not control jack shit.
They control the horizontal . . .
When Boone says it’s all right in front of them (per Keefe, that happens earlier & earlier each season), he’ll of course be referring to the team(s) ahead of them in the standings.
SEE.....
Steinbrenner Snooze!
Cashman Kill !
and
Boone Butcher his Bullpen!
in....
SCARED HITLESS!
coming October 2025
This just in:
Stanton Goes Long
Yankees Tease their fans by getting within 2.
I’m not falling for it.
https://x.com/shell895/status/1940256469393580505?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw
Damn, was hoping for a “That’s baseball.”
Tragically true.
They just want to make this one a pineapple.
With the extra long nails:
https://novabrasilfm.com.br/app/uploads/2023/09/carmen-miranda.webp
Well.
How about that.
They're just playing with us.
Don't be fooled.
Nope. Not buying it.
We’re in Yankee Classic territory…
Not surprising. Not surprising. Urrg.
The Air Bender comes through!
As I mentioned earlier - it was all a
T E A S E
FFS…
The 2025 New York Yankees are a bad baseball team.
I’ve entered that dark realm where I actually hope they keep losing, since maybe - MAYBE - that will force some changes. Probably won’t, but man, I’m sick of this team.
Me 2 ish
The 202X New York Yankees are a bad baseball team.
I was root, root, rooting for a shut out earlier to make Boone’s post game pressah more challenging.
Now he can talk to the grit and determination of his ballclub to do use their advanced abilities to come back and win the game.
Baseball being Baseball.
You can’t FUCK an onion!
Please feel free to make that our blog’s mantra moving forward
You have my blessing.
"You can’t FUCK an onion!"
Thank yahweh I've never tried.
✅
Please keep us apprised of your research….
Naw, not going there. I'll rely on your expert opinion.
I have been in that dark realm for a long time, but it has accomplished nothing. It’s like some asshole once said, the Yankees could stand in the middle of fifth Avenue and shoot people and Brian Cashman would still not be fired.
This is what an unmeritocratic, no accountability regime looks like.
Rufus….I could never FUCK an onion!
That said, I know that I speak for all of us when I say that I’m happy and relieved to see Bitty is back on the Bump.
sir Bitster - how’s it flowing?
Well, they hit for a change...
Bombs Away Warren and Nepo Baby Leiter. Not only do they blow up games like clockwork, but they stay in critical roles no matter how badly they screw up.
Like the trust funders that run this team, they keep failing upwards.
To cheer everyone up, here's a clip from our favorite ibs lady:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6_3IKMOq9L/
And her Twitter site:
https://x.com/ilanabecker
Scream and scream again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1zF7D90xsM
How about a clove of garlic?
Another disheartening loss. How many? How many will it take to force some kind of regime change?
I’ll consider it
Acknowledged ! ! 👍🏼 ! !
True Hoss - but that was part of the big T E A S E
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We battled our asses off and got back into it. Please piss on my head and tell us it is raining. Thanks Genius Cashman for brining in Choak Williams.
And how much change are we talking about here. A few nickels and a penny?
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