Friday, June 1, 2012

10 Things You Get from a Presidential Endorsement by Donald Trump

1.  Photo op with Donald Trump
2.  Unlimited late night phone calls from Donald Trump.
3.  Personal advice on women from Donald Trump
4.  Ten new slang expressions for oral sex, as used by Donald Trump
5.  Free copy of “Trump,” autographed by Donald Trump
6.  Cooties
7.  Chance to observe hair of Donald Trump up close
8.  Latest from Obama birther probe by Donald Trump
9.  Donald Trump’s vote
10.  Free publicity over decision not to disavow endorsement by Donald Trump

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