Why did I waste your time with that long, laborious opening
paragraph? Because it’s Tex Day in the Yankiverse, the first game Mark Teixeira
has started in a long, long time. It seems like a million years. On this august
occasion, Yankee fans everywhere can gaze at Tex on first base and think of the
deep, bottomless hole shall open there if Tex cannot play.
Of all the doomsday scenarios surrounding the 2014 season,
an injury to Teixeira would be the most devastating. It would not only wipe out
20 to 30 home runs, but it would kill a gold glove at first base, the glove
that presumably will hold together a major league infield. Last year, Lyle Overbay slowly captured our hearts, by over-achieving and hustling. But it was for nothing. We missed the playoffs. It wasn’t Lyle’s fault. He just wasn’t Tex. This year, it might be Russ Canzler, or probably somebody fresh from the scrapheap. But if Tex cannot play, the Yankees will be hard-pressed to win 85 games. In fact, they would be far more likely to suffer a complete, Met-like meltdown than to see a resurgence in the AL East.
So bring your juju to the radio or TV. It’s Tex Day, everybody. And from now on, every day is Tex Day. Until the day it’s not. And then we are screwed.
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