All right, no more talk about shortstops who came
over on the Mayflower. Not after watching Kim Novak last night on the Oscars. All
Derek Jeter needs is a Lifestyle Lift – (Debbie Boone had one!) -and we’ll be
fine.
I don’t know how old Kim Novak is.
I don’t want to think about how old Kim Novak is.
Let’s just say she was probably a pinup in Yogi Berra’s locker. Let's just say her promo glossies are in black and white. Last
night, she looked a little electrified – (Did Matthew McConaughey have her
hooked up to a stun gun?) I say, good for her! She's still out there, taking her cuts on a major league field.
And what was the problem with Pink? She didn’t care
enough about the Oscars to sing while suspended from a trapeze? Good grief. And
how could the Academy overlook Grown Ups 2! I thought Adam Sandler was great.
(A Yankee fan, by the way.)
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