Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Posted by el duque at 3:44 PM
2. Critics who say celebs shouldn't put nudie pix on iPhones.
3. Creeps who visit web sites to see stolen iPhone nudie pix.
4. People who are unsuccessfully searching for web sites that post stolen iPhone nudie pix.
5. People who are obsessed with talking about celebrities' iPhone nudie pix, which is none of their business.
7. Vacationing, golf-obsessed Obama, whose FBI agents can't seem to catch iPhone nudie pix hacker.
8. Putin (legacy appointment)
9. Asian super-cricket that devours everything.
10. Tie: Ferguson, Missouri.
That Icelandic volcano.
Live Ebola corpses who shamble through African streets spraying blood.