FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Thursday, May 19, 2016
Posted by Alphonso at 2:31 PM
It is my opinion that the Yankees are just beginning one of their longest win streaks of the season.
Oakland has no shot.
We will soon be a .500 club, the norm for mediocrity.
The old guys are coming back from injury.
The young turks are on the bus back to Scranton.
All is right with the Yankee world.
Hal's net worth grows by the hour.
Time to renew some contracts.
The only chance we ( the fans ) have, is if the Yankees do lose 100 as one of our esteemed bloggers posits today.
To do that, we can't have games pitched like Eovaldi pitched last night. We can't get through 6 with a lead. We need losses and injuries. Losses and more injuries.
We need despair and hopelessness.
We need some mysterious intestinal illness to sweep the stadium at home games.
We are going to be bored to death by this team. Even when it wins, I can't stay awake.
Mark my words. The team is heating up. You want to make some money? Bet the farm on the Yankees tonight.
It is a lock.