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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
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FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

The comedy genius of Brian Cashman

“I can tell you they are better than this,” Cashman said. “That is a fact. From an offensive standpoint, we finished second in the league in runs scored and the winter added Starlin Castro and Aaron Hicks. We are obviously better than this. That’s a fact inside the game or outside the game to the casual fan or if you are covering on the media. That is an answer that everybody would easily say. These guys are better than what they are showing.”




4 comments:

Tom said...

I love it when he talks down to us and tells us he's smarter than us and we shouldn't believe what our eyes are telling us.

Anonymous said...

WHAT???....OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!...... HE ACTUALLY SAID THOSE WORDS?????..... HOLY SHIT!.....THEN I AM RIGHT WHEN I SAID IN THE PAST THAT CASHMAN REALLY MUST NOT BE WATCHING THE GAMES!...HE IS ONLY GOING BY THE "STAT BOOK" AND THE STAT BOOK ALONE!! .............. "WE ADDED STARLIN CASTRO, AND AARON HICKS".....?????.... IS HE FUCKING NUTS?????????.... HE IS TALKING LIKE THEY ARE BRYCE HARPER AND MIKE TROUT!!!..... IN CASE HE HASN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, (AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T), STARLIN CASTRO WAS AWFUL FOR A HALF YEAR LAST YEAR, MANY CUB FANS WERE HAPPY TO SEE HIM GO, AND AARON HICKS IS A FAILED #1 PICK FOR A FEW YEARS IN MINNESOTA!...HE HAD AN "SLIGHT UPSWING" YEAR LAST YEAR, BUT DON'T GET CRAZY, HE HIT .254 WITH 11 HOMERS!!! .....CASTRO AND HICKS!...RUTH AND GEHRIG!....CASTRO AND HICKS!....MANTLE AND DIMAGGIO! ........ I WANT CASHMAN OUT....GET THIS FUCKING WANNABE "GENIUS" THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! ..HE IS JUST NOT GOOD AT MAKING "BASEBALL PERSONNEL DECISIONS", HE JUST ISN'T......DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD GUY, JUST MAKES HIM A BAD GUY FOR THE JOB.........ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!

John M said...

Heck, anyone can see this team is better than this. Not us, but anyone.

Mustang said...

Cheerful thought: If all of baseball were one division, we would be in 27th place.