FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Saturday, May 21, 2016
Posted by el duque at 6:54 AM
We are only three below .500.
If the season ended today, we would only be 4 games out in the Wild Card.
We are the second hottest team in the AL East.
Jacoby Ellsbury has lifted his average to a team-leading .285.
Nathan Eovaldi leads the pitchers with 4 victories.
A-Rod will soon be returning from the DL.
We are 8-4 since the return of Aroldis Chapman.
Scranton is tied for first in the International League.
LSD microdosing is the new sensation.
If the right man is elected, we will soon be freed from the tyranny of gun-free zones.
The last six months have been the hottest on record - good news if you live in Syracuse!