Oooh-ooooh, jumpin' Jehoziphat! Muldoon, I got an idea...
We donate A-Rod to any NL team that'll pay his contract next year. Free and clear. Nothing in return. They also get the ex-Google lady girlfriend.
No, wait. We keep the Google lady.
As for A-Rod, what's the difference? We're in last place with him. We can be in last place without him.
Sunday, May 22, 2016
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Hey, now! We're in third place, in hot contention for the ultimate goal: the Wild Card playoff. Let's give credit where credit is due.
"Starting pitchers help Yankees surge toward mediocrity"...an ESPN headline today.
Whoo.
Don't diminish this winning streak. Oakland had won 4 straight before we arrived.
I think.
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