Sunday, May 22, 2016
Posted by el duque at 8:12 PM
We donate A-Rod to any NL team that'll pay his contract next year. Free and clear. Nothing in return. They also get the ex-Google lady girlfriend.
No, wait. We keep the Google lady.
As for A-Rod, what's the difference? We're in last place with him. We can be in last place without him.