PAPI MOONS NEW YORK

PAPI MOONS NEW YORK

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Who needs A-Rod when you've got Oakland?

Oooh-ooooh, jumpin' Jehoziphat! Muldoon, I got an idea...

We donate A-Rod to any NL team that'll pay his contract next year. Free and clear. Nothing in return. They also get the ex-Google lady girlfriend.

No, wait. We keep the Google lady.

As for A-Rod, what's the difference? We're in last place with him. We can be in last place without him.

3 comments:

Tom said...

Hey, now! We're in third place, in hot contention for the ultimate goal: the Wild Card playoff. Let's give credit where credit is due.

John M said...

"Starting pitchers help Yankees surge toward mediocrity"...an ESPN headline today.

Whoo.

Alphonso said...

Don't diminish this winning streak. Oakland had won 4 straight before we arrived.

I think.