Sunday, May 22, 2016

Who needs A-Rod when you've got Oakland?

Oooh-ooooh, jumpin' Jehoziphat! Muldoon, I got an idea...

We donate A-Rod to any NL team that'll pay his contract next year. Free and clear. Nothing in return. They also get the ex-Google lady girlfriend.

No, wait. We keep the Google lady.

As for A-Rod, what's the difference? We're in last place with him. We can be in last place without him.

4 comments:

Parson Tom said...

Hey, now! We're in third place, in hot contention for the ultimate goal: the Wild Card playoff. Let's give credit where credit is due.

JM said...

"Starting pitchers help Yankees surge toward mediocrity"...an ESPN headline today.

Whoo.

Alphonso said...

Don't diminish this winning streak. Oakland had won 4 straight before we arrived.

I think.

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