FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Friday, June 3, 2016
Posted by el duque at 6:21 AM
Last night, Rob Refnsyder once again delivered key hits in what are becoming rare Yankee victories. Sadly, he'll soon return to Scranton, from whence he came. There is just no place for him on this Carnival ghost yacht from Hell. Third base belongs to Chase Headley - (nicknamed "Chase" because that's what Teixeira must do when the ball soars over his head, like last night.) Second base is for Starlin Castro, (who is now batting .242 with an on base percentage below .300.) The outfield is comprised of underachieving players in which Brian Cashman has invested great personal capital, and the statue of a former Kansas City Royal.
Refsynder simply plays and delivers. What a concept. As Michael Kay would say, "See ya!"