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WE REALLY DO SUCK EGGS.......HEY, MAYBE WHEN WE TAKE LIVE BATTING PRACTICE, WE CAN REPLACE THE LEAGUE STANDARD BALL, WITH EGGS.......I MEAN, THIS SHOULD HELP RIGHT?...AN EGG IS SMALLER THAN THE BALL, SO AFTER TRYING TO HIT EGGS AT BP, THIS SHOULD TRAIN OUR BATTERS EYES, RIGHT? ......AND HAL MAY GO FOR IT! AREN'T EGGS CHEAPER THAN A STANDARD MAJOR LEAGUE BALL?...... (PICTURE THE YANKEE HITTERS, WITH EGG YOLKS AND SHELLS ALL OVER THEIR FACES AND BODIES, AS THEY GET READY FOR THE NEXT PITCH THE BP PITCHER THROWS- ALSO SHELL BITS, AND YOLK WASH ALL OVER THE BP PITCHER TOO)..........THE RATINGS SHOULD GO UP ON "BATTING PRACTICE TODAY" ON YES.
I like it. Think of the boost to ticket sales. And everyone will want to get to the stadium as early as possible to see it, which means extra revenue from food and drink concessions.Anonymous, you're a genius.
I concur. My kingdom for Yankee batting practice with eggs!
THANK YOU MY BROTHERS.....EGGS IT IS.
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