It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Jesus Banished to Scranton

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Jesus Banished to Scranton

Posted by el duque at 8:37 PM

The Scrantonites of the mines

and the Wilkes Barrians of thy cheap suburban codes,

shalt hath a new leader in the year 2010,

and His name shalt be Montero.

2 comments:

Earl Earl Earl Earl Earl said...: Jesus will rise again....; March 22, 2010 at 1:26 AM
Pope Alph !V said...: I think he'll emerge every easter and go 2-3.; March 22, 2010 at 8:39 AM

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