Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Shame of Ronan Tynan is Now for Redsockian History to Judge

This weekend, America's most deep-throated politically incorrect landlord, Ronan Tynan, finally showed his true colors. Red and blue.


Yep, Redsock Roaney finally came out of the closet. Far as I'm concerned, he was always a Bozock bozo just masquerading in Pinstripes. He was living a lie. He's better off being able to cross-dress in public, in front of his newly accepting tribe.

Goes to show you about these guys who wrap themselves in Yankeehood and lead the chorus of our fight songs. Yeah, they're the superYankeepatriots, all right. They're first to stand and salute the pennant flags. They're loudest in the chorus when chanting rollcall. But once the ink is dry on their tabloid headlines, they're standing in front of Fenway, pledging allegiance to the People's Republic of Pedroia.

Well, he's theirs now. Good Redsock Rudy riddance.

2 comments:

Dr. Ruth said...

Fitting place for an anti-Semite.

liveamovielife said...

what's next?! cotton eyed joe to the dodgers?!