Tuba from Aruba now a Duck

Sidney Ponson, the party lugnut who surfed the last incarnation of Joe Torre as a Yankee, is back in the New York Metropolitan area.

He has signed with the Long Island Ducks.

This is sort of sad, because if Ponson were a Yankee, he could team with Kei Igawa in the Scranton-Wilkes Barre farm club, creating a reality TV show that would go down in history.

"Sidney & Kei, Not Gay"

"Kei & Sidney, damn the Kidney"

"Sid & Igawa, Feel the Powah."