In February, the Yankees enjoyed a male-bonding excursion to a Tampa fun arcade, where the players drank cherry colas, played whack-a-mole and tried to pick up the 16-year-old girls selling tokens. Last year, they bowled. Next year, surely, a round of Putt-Putt looms.
Something has gone terribly wrong in the universe.
What would Babe Ruth say to these Yankees? "Next round of Skee-ball is on me, boys?"
Did Billy Martin get into a fight at the Copa so modern Yankees could improve their Ms. Pacman scores?
Whatever happened to A-Rod being King of the Strip Clubs?
HAS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY STOLEN OUR GREAT YANKEE PRIDE FROM THE PAST?
Exhibit A: The new GOP sex scandal.
According to reports, rather than wasting money on paperclips from OfficeMax, the GOP central command spent $2,000 at a quality sex bondage club. That's probably four handcuff dances and a whipping. That's a scandal? Four measily handcuff dances and a whipping?
The Yankees of old traded families. Whitey, Mickey and Billy were known as the Unholy Trio for the amount of booze they could consume.
The Republicans are acting more like a major league baseball champions than the champions themselves.
What are we going to tell our children?
Jim Bunning is out on a Viagra-hazed bondage-binge, and look -- here's Nick Swisher's newest quilt?
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I'd doubled my amounts of drinking and skirt-chasing to try to take up the slack, but then yankeeprincess told me I wasn't a member of the team and could no longer address the Yankees as "we." Yankee wusses, you're on your own.
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