Friday, October 29, 2010

10 Reasons the Yankees Resigned Joe Girardi

1. Don Mattingly was off the market.

2. Emotional speech by Chad Moeller to ownership following game 6 humiliation.

3. He's low-bidder.

4. Grady Little said no.

5. Steinbrenners have his number on cell phones; don't want hassle of changing.

6. Ol' Cash 'n Joe, "They's like two peas in a pod."

7. He's the only guy who knows how to fix quirky new showerheads.

8. Expert panel judged his 220-page "Yankee 2011 Action Plan" best among all submissions.

9. He'll hold post until AJ Burnett retires.

10. Certain revealing photographs. Let's, uhm, leave it at that.

2 comments:

David Ballela said...

11. his promise of hiring Billy Connors as a pitching coach.
12. he'll cut taxes and fire gvt workers
13. he has a cute family.
14. his emmmy deserving role in the taco bell chalupa commercial

Anonymous said...

Watch it Jimmie--you'll need gov't workers.