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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Write this down: Here is the reason for hope in 2017

Last year, I saw one unforgettable Scrantonian. His name was Giovanny Gallegos. He came in to pitch an inning against the mighty Syracuse Chiefs. He struck out the side. Nine pitches. Maybe eight. In fact, no, it was seven. Giovanny Gallegos. Right-handed reliever. Bulldog. Remember that name. Giovanny fucking Gallegos. Gio. Vanny. Gal. Fucking. Egos. Giovannygallegos. Gi. Oh. Van. Ee. Gal. Yay. Gos. I can keep doing this. You think I can't? You think I will run out of steam? You are wrong. Giovanny Gallegos. Giovanny Gallegos. We are going to love this guy. Forget Tyler "The Yankee" Clippard. This is our seventh inning. Giovanny "The Yankee" Gallegos.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Easy, Duque, just a few more days now....Peace, tranquility, and the IBS Lady!! LB (No J)

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Sorry, what did you say his name was? I didn't quite get it.

Anonymous said...

GALLEGOS WILL STRIKE OUT 12 BATTERS IN 10 INNINGS
HIS ERA THIS SPRING WILL BE 1.12
HIS BEST FASTBALL WILL HIT 95 ON THE GUN
HE WILL ONLY WALK 3 BATTERS
HE WILL WIN THE FAMOUS JAMES P. DAWSON AWARD
IN LATE MARCH, WE WILL SEND HIM TO SCRANTON
BRIAN CASHMAN WILL SAY,
"WE WANT GIO TO WORK ON SOME THINGS."

Alphonso said...

That's what I saw David Robertson do in spring training the season he first arrived. A good sign, although I believe in nothing.

Anonymous said...

Better to believe in nothing, than to believe in everything.... LB (No J)