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Saturday, February 25, 2017

Yankees ranked No. 1 in first IT IS HIGH power rankings

IT IS HIGH 2017 MLB POWER RANKINGS*

1. NEW YORK YANKEES
2. Chicago Cubs
3. Cleveland Indians
4. Los Angeles Dodgers
5. Boston Redsocks
6. Texas Rangers
7. Washington Nationals
8. St. Louis Cardinals
9. All other teams, tied.


* Power rankings are based on scientific analysis and algorithmic progressions, too complicated to explain to morons, but which include factual information, which result in power rankings, and everything else is fake sports news ginned up by enemies of the Yankees.

6 comments:

Alphonso said...

I believe there are few stats as telling as these, "power ratings." Given, then, that this is a true forecast for the team, it is clear that we will take the AL East, minimum.

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...

I can't decipher the footnote. Are you saying there is something WRONG with fake news?

Anonymous said...

PLEASE!.... LET US GET TIRED OF WINNING....

13bit said...

wait! in the distance! is it a bird? is it a plane? NO! it's Kate Smith on a broomstick, warbling "GOD BLESS AMERICA"

FINALLY, the actual power rankings that I have been waiting for. I'm going to go sell my car and buy season tickets right now.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Tom said...

It's on the internet so it must be true: Yankees are No. 1!

Anonymous said...

Effinay-Tweet, Baby!! It ain't one of them "alternative fax" - - it's a real fax - - just like the one five feet to my oblique left, here!!
Hey, DirecTV!! Renew my Xtra Innings, wouldja?? Yeah, I know I cancelled, but - - what?? Yer' raisin' my price?? That's what I get for cancellin'??
I'll sic the JuJu Gods on you, A, T & Effing T!!!!
We're number one!! We're number one! USA!! Russia!! It's all good.
Thank you Duque - - I needed that. LB (No J)