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Friday, August 30, 2019

Gio Urshela is going to the most dangerous place to be for a Yankee

He's going onto the 10-day injury list with a strained watermelon rind. 

Used to be, we'd say, "Well, at least he can't get hurt while on the injury list."

Then came Pavano. And Ellsbury. And Stanton. And Sevy. And Bird. And Dellin...

These days... 

3 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Major bummer. Though better to get this out of the way now.

David in Cal said...

Probably kills his chances of getting enough plate appearances to qualify for the batting title.

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