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Can they just forfeit the season and disappear?
MVP... MVP... MVP...
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Those dirty rats ..
Big win this afternoon. Every Yankee win is a big win.
Fuck you Hal.
Every fuck you Hal is a big fuck you Hal.
Thank you for the props, JM.
I'm excited at the prospect of the Ketchup Socks picking up a full week of losses tonight.
Fuck you Hal with the frozen, bitterly cold head of Ted Williams.
It's official. EE to the IL with a fractured wrist. Where art thou Le Grande Rouge? Where art thou?
Up comes Frazier!
I hope.
They're bringing up Ford. Fucking hell. Must be because of Voit's injury.
A sports hernia is a painful, soft tissue injury that occurs in the groin area. It most often occurs during sports that require sudden changes of direction or intense twisting movements. Although a sports hernia may lead to a traditional, abdominal hernia, it is a different injury.
Shitfuck.
Gleyber!!
Maybin!!
He's been pretty bad since coming back. That was great.
Then he fucks up big time. Jesus.
No chance Adams.
Will Judge ever stop flailing at that low and outside pitch? Ever?
Chance Adams should have been traded two off seasons ago, when he still had value. And no, Judge will flail until the end of time.
Great play by the General.
GLEYBER!!!
Gleyber day!
The kid is amazing.
As the Master reminded us, he's only 22.
It's easy to prove that Hal does not give a shit. (I'm just not going to mention this game here while it's going on)
Here's how:
IF you sat around all day wondering how to make the Yankees better, and
IF you had literally billions of dollars, and
IF you actually owned the team, and
IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE A FAN,
you would do whatever it took.
That's why George was George.
I'm not saying George was a saint. He may, in fact, have been composed of sparser moral fiber than Hal - although the bar is low here - but George gave a shit. He was a fan. He wanted to win.
I know, I'm boring as fuck.
I'm going to walk the dog. Wake me when it's over.
It’s hard to make the Yankees lovable, but the cast on the EE parrot is a good sign:
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/edwin-encarnacion-s-stuffed-parrot-is-wearing-a-cast
Tushie!
Tuchus! Tuchus! TuchusMan!
Bitty!! It's not over yet!!!
Step on their necks!
Cora took too long to give him the hook. Shades of Girardi and Boone.
Fuck the fucking fucks the fucking red sucks.
More Girardi than Boone.
The beaners certainly have some butt ugly mokes on their squad.
And they all need a shave. Scraggly ass beards.
They got 2. Good.
Holder is not available. Double good.
If you can smell stink through the TV, the red socks are the example.
Britton is pissing me off. But here comes Larry's teats to make it all right.
It's never an easy inning for Britton. Now Rothschilld had to come out to the mound.
FYL.
Fucking Zach. Fuck his K.
Oh God No!!!
Larry's man-boobs didn't do the trick.
^Does it Ever?
Sigh of collective relief....
Fuck Devers and his asshole Zen bullshit.
Jesus, I don't have enough heartbeats left for this game.
Agita! Agita, Zach! Agita!
Joe of AZ,
Carnak says: "No"
Well put the pacemaker on Chapman is next... -_-
How many men have we left on base so far in this game?
Winnie,
Forget agita, I'm onto angina!
PS:
Fuck you Hal
Fuck you Sale
And now... Chapstick.
Suzyn is concerned about Hicks. Out, just when he was having a good game.
@13bit...10.
JM,
I'm still old school -- his name is flop-sweat.
Walkman.
Pass the smelling salts, Grandma...
The Master just mentioned that flop-sweat always walks the first batter he faces.
Bittie,
Is Grandma the divorcee? I hope she has money and a bad heart.
Walkman does it again.
Aroldis Chapman = Steve Blass
I can’t handle shit like this anymore...ugh...
John just said we’re one out away from the sweep... so I guess that means we’re gonna win tomorrow too?
All Yankees games are important. I'm shocked.
Grandma, please fetch me some liniment for my testicles...
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His fastball is great. What's all this other shit?
13 1/2, baby.
I think Bob Costas passed the audition.
SWEET JESUS!
He just clarified... a double header sweep. He left out that important detail.
JM... 13 1/2? No, no... 15 in the loss column
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Bittie, I'll take that as a yes, a yes, and a yes. Good job sir!
The loss column is King.
Step on their fucking necks!
The bat beacon has been answered.
The fucking ALL IMPORTANT LOSS COLUMN!!!
I want the racist townie asshole team out of the wild card race.
Hicks elbow, heading for an MRI.
Team meeting, followed by players only team meeting. Both followed by losses. I love Carmine desperation.
Hicks IL, watch.
Gotta call for Clint, if so.
20 people dead from the shooter in El Paso
We're number one, sadly.
The Master and Suzyn seemed very briefly to allude to ChappyQuitIt not being warmed up; seemed to think that was why Gardner came to the plate. It made no sense and still doesn't, unless buying ten seconds makes sense. I sat on the step listening and draining a partial Natty and may have heard it or interpreted it all wrong.
A win is a win, and a win against these fuckers is like three wins. Hug that door casing, Alphonso...and drink something if the need arises.
A great sweep on the day. But how strange the turnabout! Very weird.
Anyway, terrific!
EE is too bad...but we get to see how Ford/McBroom can do with an extended try—something we apparently were never going to get without this.
And losing Hicks again would be too bad...but it seems that we will only see The Red Menace again with these sorts of injuries.
Again, hate to see anyone injured. But if they HAD been well, Coops would've started Drury and Neil Walker last spring, and left El Matador and El Conquistador in the minors for yet another season. It seems that we will ONLY get to see young players if someone gets injured.
So, onward and upward...
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Mom- "Cora got tossed?"
Dad- "Yep."
Mom- "Can he come back for the second game?"
Dad- "He can if he wants to."
Heard between games:
Mom- "Cora got tossed?"
Dad- "Yep."
Mom- "Can he come back for the second game?"
Dad- "He can if he wants to."
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