It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: When the last man in Scranton is gone... then the Yankees will bring up Clint Frazier

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Sunday, August 4, 2019

When the last man in Scranton is gone... then the Yankees will bring up Clint Frazier

Posted by el duque at 7:08 PM

Another day, another refusal to promote Red Thunder.

64 comments:

Anonymous said...: The comments from Boone quoted in the New York Post article were made yesterday, right after the second game of the doubleheader, before the result of Hicks's MRI was known, and before he had had a chance to meet with Cashman. So I don't take that response as definitive. The fact remains that Frazier was not in the Railriders lineup today, so maybe something is afoot. If he's not in Baltimore tomorrow night, then that will be definitive--he won't be getting a call-up.; August 4, 2019 at 7:48 PM
JM said...: Judge!!!; August 4, 2019 at 8:29 PM
Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...: Did it seem like John forgot what the Judge call was for a moment? I guess it’d been a while.; August 4, 2019 at 8:31 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Wow, Stat douche is acting out his aspergers. Posting the same fucking thing over and over.

Stat douche, if Frazier *isn't* called up tomorrow, will you go away forever? No one here would be disappointed.

PS, fat pussy troll, showing up on the 12th, or hiding under mommy's skirt?; August 4, 2019 at 8:38 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Beau,

John sometimes goes for the Zen method of broadcasting. It comes with show tunes occasionally.; August 4, 2019 at 8:41 PM
JM said...: Can't believe how much of a lag between radio and ESPN TV. You can listen and read, and if something happens you want to see, you can look up and see it 30 seconds or more later onscreen.; August 4, 2019 at 8:44 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: JM,

The pains we have to go through to listen to the Master and not Arod and Jessica Mendoza.

It's worth it...; August 4, 2019 at 9:02 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: (E)verything (S)ockian (P)romotional (N)etwork just had an interesting graphic.

Tauchman (who should be in AAA instead of the red menace) leads the Yankees in the last month in BA and OPS.

The menace doesn't even lead Scranton.

Trigger warning for the fat pussy troll!

Sorry, too late.; August 4, 2019 at 9:07 PM
Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...: I play the radio through the At Bat app, and have to delay the TV by a few seconds. Usually I pause the TV when the pitcher is in the windup, and wait for John to say “the 1-1” and click play on the TV. After a few attempts I can sync them up perfectly. Completely worth it.; August 4, 2019 at 9:09 PM
JM said...: Gio!!!; August 4, 2019 at 9:12 PM
JM said...: Beau, thanks. I'll remember that.; August 4, 2019 at 9:14 PM
JM said...: Maybin double!; August 4, 2019 at 9:16 PM
JM said...: Price is toast. Ford ribbie.; August 4, 2019 at 9:18 PM
JM said...: Higgy! And they want innings out of Price tonight. Yikes.; August 4, 2019 at 9:20 PM
JM said...: Tushie! 7-0.; August 4, 2019 at 9:22 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Was he doing the French mistake?; August 4, 2019 at 9:26 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Head case Price deserves it for not wanting to play for the Yankees.

Same goes for head case Chrissie Sale; August 4, 2019 at 9:27 PM
JM said...: I think so.

And that's all for sadsack Price.; August 4, 2019 at 9:27 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Oh, and Tauchman sucks. Stat baby told me so.; August 4, 2019 at 9:28 PM
JM said...: Tonight, he was Tanaka from last weekend.; August 4, 2019 at 9:28 PM
JM said...: Tushman is a nice surprise. But one of many this year.; August 4, 2019 at 9:29 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Ha-ha!; August 4, 2019 at 9:31 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Mystique and Aura are not just dancers this year. There is something magical about almost everyone who steps in contributing immediately. And no, I don't believe in the Lovin' Spoonful.; August 4, 2019 at 9:31 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: A-Rod is a terrible announcer. But Blister Olney makes me want to puke.; August 4, 2019 at 9:34 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Okay, A-Rod makes me want to puke too.; August 4, 2019 at 9:38 PM
JM said...: That's why I have the radio on.

The Cardinal's Appeal lets somebody do the work of Jesus. Just on the radio. What Minter's work is, I don't know.; August 4, 2019 at 9:40 PM
JM said...: Montero. Jesus.; August 4, 2019 at 9:40 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Does anyone remember when mmanagers would remove pitchers who were getting shelled? Or did I hallucinate Sparky Anderson?; August 4, 2019 at 9:45 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Arod and Mendoza are better than Remy and Yuckersley, but I still make the effort to sync the master over the interwebs.; August 4, 2019 at 9:50 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: As in, they suck real bad, but NESN announcers suck worse.; August 4, 2019 at 9:51 PM
JM said...: Definitely.

Fucking Bradley.; August 4, 2019 at 9:53 PM
JM said...: ESPN may actually be worse than Fox. That's going some.; August 4, 2019 at 9:57 PM
JM said...: Pull Happ now.; August 4, 2019 at 9:59 PM
Parson Tom said...: A-Rod is a babbling idiot. Nobody worse. Intolerable.; August 4, 2019 at 10:11 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Dr. Smith: "The pain. The Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!"; August 4, 2019 at 10:27 PM
JM said...: He should stay home with J-Lo. If u had his dough, I sure wouldn't work, but I guess his ego needs the airtime.; August 4, 2019 at 10:27 PM
JM said...: Oh great. Cessa.; August 4, 2019 at 10:28 PM
JM said...: This reminds me of the great movie with the late David Heddison, The Fly.

Help meeee. Help meeee...; August 4, 2019 at 10:31 PM
13bit said...: DFA HAPP NOW; August 4, 2019 at 10:34 PM
JM said...: Get Gio into the trainer's room, put DJ at third. That was hard to watch.; August 4, 2019 at 10:45 PM
JM said...: Uh oh. Torres.; August 4, 2019 at 11:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Gee--I wonder why Parson Tom and JM haven't mounted the pulpit to ooze sanctimony about personal attacks after Dufus T. Caliban's unprovoked spew of vomit above. Could it be that both are dumbass hypocritical assholes? I would never say such a thing, but. . . .; August 4, 2019 at 11:09 PM
JM said...: Cessa did pretty good. He's been working it out lately.; August 4, 2019 at 11:13 PM
JM said...: You get what you give.; August 4, 2019 at 11:14 PM
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I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I insult everyone, but claim I’m the one being picked on. I’m Stat Boy!®™, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!®™

All Stat Boy!®™ rights officially licensed through TWW Enterprises, LLC. Distributed through FYH Productions, LLC; August 4, 2019 at 11:15 PM
JM said...: Trolls are ultimately just boring. As Oscar Wilde said, the ultimate sin.; August 4, 2019 at 11:21 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Stat Douche,

Showing up on the 12th? Bring your mommy if you need to. She'd probably like to 'work the crowd'. You can even cower under her skirt if you need the safe space. Only when she's not 'working' the crowd.; August 4, 2019 at 11:21 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: "Either these drapes go or I do."; August 4, 2019 at 11:23 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Schedule shows Paxton and German pitching on the 12th. I sure hope it is German in the day game.; August 4, 2019 at 11:25 PM
JM said...: Oh, yeah. Bye bye Boston.; August 4, 2019 at 11:32 PM
Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...: Blanco repesado and mescal!; August 4, 2019 at 11:34 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: 16 in the loss column.

Love that they network feed kept showing the kid in the 'fucking savages' T-shirt.; August 4, 2019 at 11:35 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: "the" network feed; August 4, 2019 at 11:35 PM
JM said...: Sweepy!; August 4, 2019 at 11:36 PM
JM said...: As John said, they are way back in the loss column in the wild card.

Houston is now the only target.; August 4, 2019 at 11:38 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Duque and Cthulhu's voodoo Juju is outstanding.

Now they get to go beat up on the orioles.

I hope Torres is OK. That would really suck if he goes on the EL.; August 4, 2019 at 11:42 PM
Mike Fan Cessa said...: This team (NYY) which looked so beaten by the KetchFux a week ago, has gained 7 games in the AILC since then, despite everybody except Ma and Larry getting banged around (and Larry might've been, if reports of his lidless mound trip last night are true).

Nothing to add except that Rick Porcello is my go-to TV disrepairman. Or disrepairperson, if you're easily offended by accurate description. Some folks are.; August 4, 2019 at 11:52 PM
Stang said...: That was a big Yankee win.; August 4, 2019 at 11:53 PM
Anonymous said...: JM--what's worse than an arrant hypocrite and phony? A mediocrity. Congrats! You win on both counts.; August 4, 2019 at 11:57 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Talk about a Pyrrhic victory. WTF happened?; August 5, 2019 at 12:19 AM
Leinstery said...: Even Pyrhus doesn't envy the Yankees right now. I fear we have hit a Juju overload and it has spun out of control. Head for the shelters.; August 5, 2019 at 12:59 AM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Very enjoyable watching the Boston morning news today.

The tears are so refreshing. Like dew on the morning grass.; August 5, 2019 at 7:23 AM
ranger_lp said...: In Howard Cosell voice: "It's over!"; August 5, 2019 at 8:18 AM
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