Thursday, September 26, 2019

A dark night in Tampa foreshadows a dark October in the Bronx

It was a great Yankee season, 2019, the greatest of any MLB team.

The Bombers won 102 times - still counting - with an adorable mix of spare parts and ascending stars, and didn't even blink at the trade deadline, as they usually do. They saved their seed corn for winter trades or - who knows? - maybe even a crop of future Yankees. Yep, a great season, 2019.

But there is a difference between a great season and a great year. 

And last night brought a Schindler's list of reasons why the Yankees are in trouble. We've seen what happens to Death Stars: They fly around, merrily blowing up planets, looking unbeatable, and then - kaboom - it's fireworks night with Jason Pierre-Paul. 

One measly hit - a little league single slapped to right. Sixteen strikeouts, most of them involving home run swings that began in Sarasota. A golden sombrero for Giancarlo Stanton, reminding us of just how terrible he is capable of being. Another bed-wetting for Jonathan Loaisiga. The end of our quest for home field advantage. All in one game. Let me count the ways that last night ended our great season.

A. By dominating us as he did, Charlie Morton surely sets himself up as Tampa's wild card game pitcher. Thus, if the Rays reach the Divisional round, Morton will only be able to face Houston - his old team - once. So much for our hope that someone would beat the Astros for us.  

B. In case you missed it, I'd like to recap Loiasiga's first six pitches: 
1) A ball, way outside. 2) A ball, in the dirt. 3) A fastball down the middle, hit 430 feet by a second basemen with only two HRs this year. 4) A ball, way high. 5) A ball, which the umpire called a sympathy strike. 6) A fastball, lashed to right for a double. At that point, I left. For two years now, the Yankees have touted Loaisiga in ridiculous ways, even hinting he could be the next closer. His ERA is 4.70. He is why Corey Gearin, the toe-tapper, could make the post-season roster. 

3. Sixteen strikeouts. Wow. In the ninth, three whiffs, with batters lunging for home runs despite being down by four. All year, the Yankees have battled back in the ninth. You don't win 102 times by quitting after eight. But last night, three home ball attempts - nothing to show. In the middle was Mr. Stanton, reaffirming every negative moment within his brief Yankee legacy. 

Lately, the YES team has pushed a line of stats that supposedly show homer-hitting teams doing well in the playoffs, debunking the morbid fears of their fans. Well, last night we saw what happens when a homer-drunk team faces a stopper. Houston has three Charlie Mortons.

4. Then there is Minnesota. For nearly 25 years, the Yankees have owned the Twins. It's almost a mini Curse of the Bambino. Trouble is, we know what happens with curses: At a certain point, the fireworks explode in your hand, blowing off a few fingers, and you never sack another quarterback. 

One of these days, the Death Star will fold against Minnesota. Nothing lasts forever. The Twins are young and hungry, and suddenly - larded with Giancarlo and Edwin and J.A. - we don't look like rising underachievers any more.

I suppose this could still be just a glitch. Speaking hopefully now: Maybe the Yankees just needed to be embarrassed, kicked in the butt before the season ends. If so, they sure bent over to take it. The last series means nothing. We cannot lose the home advantage to Minnesota. Still, I wonder if we just glimpsed the end? There's a huge difference between a great season and a great year. 

It was a great season, 2019. 

13 comments:

JM said...

Last night was putrid.

Stanton is back to his sucking, lunging self.

Everyone is in a slump.

This isn't how you want to go into the postseason.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

" fireworks night with Jason Pierre-Paul. "

Dinner with Hannibal Lecter.

13bit said...

1995

Anonymous said...

It's entirely possible that we stay as bad as we looked.

1) Stanton has definitely gone back to being Lee McFlail. And worse, as has been pointed out the other day, he may be taking the rest of the with him.

There is hope.

Three more games. 12 more K's. Each one of them an opportunity for an ouchie. Just renumber this though. Tauchman is gone. Frazier looks terrible. And Maybin... Maybenot.

2) Cor-ey Gear-in -- Slowly I turned... step by step...inch by inch....

Seriously, just seeing this guy warm up set's me off. Look, I understands that he is the illegitimate son of Mike Mussina but couldn't they give him a job in the front office or as a greeter in an Indian Casino in South Dakota. Or subbing for his dad at a one of those trading card shows that aren't above board.

Seriously, how many times does a person have to prove they don't have it. (See Lasagna, Johhny)

But there is hope. Some of this is hangover from accomplishing one goal (The Division -- Including BTW vanquishing their AL East opponents to the tune of the best inter division record, I believe in BB history.)

And their getting caught up in individual nonsense while they kill time waiting for the playoffs. This includes the Judge v. Gardner HR race. DJ's desire for 100 RBIs (yet he still hits!) Luke wanting more hugs....

They need to take 2 of 3 from Texas to reset. If they do all is fine. If they don't...

Minnesota can beat us, that's the nature of the playoffs. That said, if I wanted to get back in the groove of all the teams we could possibly play that's who I'd pick.

Doug K.

JM said...

"German is being investigated for an alleged domestic violence incident involving his girlfriend at home last week, The Associated Press reported last week."

How the person from the Commissioner's office witnessed this is beyond me. Maybe he/she had good binoculars.

ranger_lp said...

@JM...listening on the radio this morning...someone renamed Mike Stanton as Giancarlo Standthere.

Platoni said...


" fireworks night with Jason Pierre-Paul. "

"Dinner with Hannibal Lecter."

BYOB at AA

TheWinWarblist said...

German's leave was extended through the World Series. Which is excessive. And unnecessary. this team won't get past the first round.



Fuck you little boy Hal.

13bit said...

Great post, Doug!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yes, the Flail Boys are back. And we haven't even seen Sanchez yet!!!

ALSO...WTF is going on with Mike King???

Unless he has once again pulled something—always a possibility, in the New York Yankees' Clubhouse of Danger—WHY doesn't he get a chance?

I know I am obsessing on this. But I will remind you that I, and all of Scotland, backed Mike Ford against the doubters, until he blossomed into a wee little package of on-base and power-hitting delight. And also the one Yankee invulnerable to injury, being shaped like a normal human being.

Mike King Mike King Mike King Mike King Mike King Mike King Mike King

TheWinWarblist said...

King or Ford, Hoss, King or Ford?

Anonymous said...

GIANCARLO STANTON WAS ABYSMAL IN EVERY SINGLE AT BAT.

HE WAS MISSING THOSE SLIDERS BY 2 AND 3 FEET!

I HAD THE SAME EXACT FEELING I HAD WHEN HE WAS UP AGAINST BOSTON IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR.

NO SHOT HE IS EVEN GOING TO MAKE CONTACT. GUARANTEED STRIKE OUT.

....AND HE DID!...AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

THIS IS NUTS.

THERE IS NO WAY THIS BUM SHOULD BE IN OUR LINEUP AFTER MISSING THE ENTIRE SEASON THIS YEAR.

I KNOW IT WON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE HE'S MAKING A FORTUNE, BUT AT LEAST BAT HIM WHERE WE CAN TRY TO HIDE HIM.

SEVENTH.

HE REALLY SUCKS.

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