I guess it is really hard for a guy 6'8" to find his footing on the mound at the new stadium.
Frankly, I am worn out.
My paid holiday provided no respite.
I am a bundle of nerves and hyperactive.
Can't keep any food down.
Cant keep my down, down.
I feel the end is near.
What if we are left with only Chance?
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
It Is So Bad We Need More Swans
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Zero hope.
Zilch-a-rama
Nyet-ski
Nada-land
Fucked up the Wazoo Territory
We're going to go in gangbusters - maybe get some pitching, maybe not, and El Chapo is going to bust a hose. Before that happens, everyone is going to realize that there is no "Bridge to Chapo" and that Chapo is indeed, despite John Donne's protestations, an island. Since there is no bridge to Chapo and he is an island, logic dictates that New Jersey will claim him, as they periodically try to do with Liberty Island, or that Chapo will try to secede, as Staten Island periodically does, or that a war will erupt, as was the case with the Falklands, long before Chapo was throwing balls against that hallowed tree stump of legend.
Some hitting, sketchy middle relief, no closer, a team built on home runs.
Who are we kidding?
I'm also exhausted.
If we are left with Chance, then we have no chance. Ultimately, do we have a chance? Is there a chance that we can score enough runs off of Verlander, Cole, Greinke, et. al., to outscore the powerhouse machine that is Houston? No chance.
Is that 13bit, or Prof. Irwin Corey?
We have nothing to worry about...we're piggybacking!!!
https://www.si.com/mlb/2019/09/16/new-york-yankees-world-series-piching
T'was not I.
Sport Ill-us-trated repeats the trope that the "Yankees are 24-0 when Tommy Kahnle, Zack Britton, Adam Ottavino and Aroldis Chapman pitch in the same game."
No shit Sherlock. If any of those guys relinquishes the lead, the other guys don't come in!
These are the sabr-assholes that are ruining the game. Stat-holes never look at causality.
"El Chapo is going to bust a hose."
Is that like busting a cap in your garage?
It is exactly like that.
Usually a Smith and Wesson .22 semi-automatic cap.
I was think more power steering pump, but whatever works...
Thinking damn it
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