Saturday, September 7, 2019

It's not a good night when...

It's not a good night when your broadcast team spends all its time talking up what's happening in minor league rehabs.

It's not a good night when they're replaying 40-year-old video clips.

It's not a good night when they keep saying how far ahead your team is, and so this game doesn't really matter.

It's not a good night when, at the end, the crowd can't even be bothered to chant, "Yankees suck!"

It's not a good night when this is the only smile you see...


6 comments:

ranger_lp said...

In my neck of the woods...it's not a good night when you experience the Optimum Triple Play...no cable, no phone and no internet...

and SWB loses to Durham. The coveted Governor's Trophy is just a wet dream right now.

Anonymous said...

MAN, THAT PICTURE BOTHERS ME.

Platoni said...

We angered the juju gods, my friends. We called them names, ridiculed their office drone existence. Like children on "Bring Your Parents to School Day" we thought their jobs as less exciting than that of a fireman, an astronaut or the guy who bangs on plastic buckets on the subway. They're mad and they punished us with a game where the Yankees were roughly as exciting as the Chicago Bears on Opening Day.

Well, I'm here to set the record straight. I'm here to tell you the juju gods are interesting and important and full of life. They can fix a wobbly table leg in no time, their BBQ ribs (with the secret rub recipe) fall off the bone, and they're making great time driving to their destination. There won't be a need for a pitstop today!

So, rock on, you juju dads, er...gods, tune to Your Master's Voice (at approx 3:30pm) and set the cosmos to its ultimate setting - a Yankees win.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thank you, Platoni!

And as Steve Martin used to say in that SNL sketch, "I blame myself."

TheWinWarblist said...

Platoni sings it on key.



Fuck you Hal.

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