Every now and then, someone on the Al Gore Information Superhighway posts a story suggesting that, once this consarned lockout ends, the Yankees will go hog wild on free agents, starting with Freddie Freeman.
To be sure, Freddie is exactly what the Yankees need: A great fielding, lefty-hitting, playoffs-tested, team-oriented 1B. Stick him between Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton, and the batting order would be set for five years.
This conjecture reminds me of Hemmingway's final scene in The Sun Also Rises: In the back of a cab, Lady Brett leans into Jake and says, "We could have had such a damned good time together." His bleary response, "Yes, isn't it pretty to think so."
To me, that sums up the chances of Food Stamps Hal Steinbrenner signing Freeman: It sure is fun to imagine. Who brought the edibles? I need another brownie. Or two.
Hal hasn't gone all-in on spending since the winter of 2013-14, when he signed Carlos Beltran, Jacoby Ellsbury, Masahiro Tanaka and Brian McCann. The Yankees that year finished second - to, gulp, Baltimore.
Ever since, Hal's great obsession - and achievement - has been to keep the Yankee payroll at or below the luxury tax threshold. Considering that he voted in November to maintain the current tax structure - (that is, he voted against the Yankees' self-interest) -why would anyone think he'll suddenly start writing checks, as his father once did?
The Yankees exist as a means to increase the Steinbrenner family's wealth. Hal's got sisters, cousins, nieces, nephews, in-laws, trust-funds, horses, dogs, cats, boats and waterfront renovations - all counting on him. Yeah, it would be nice if the team also wins - (sort of like the sun also rising..., no?)
The way Hal talks, you'd think he is the only billionaire on the planet who did not practically double his wealth during the pandemic.
I cannot find any statement, anywhere, where he or Brian Cashman have suggested the Yankees would join a bidding war over Freeman.
Now and then, let's close our eyes and imagine the old Yankees springing to life. We could have a great season, a damned good time together.
Isn't it pretty to think so?
19 comments:
The Son Obviously Doesn't Rise.
The Old Man Doesn't See
A Farewell to Power Arms
stop me before I hurt someone...
For Whom the Boone Trolls
Mariel Hemmingway was in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
Anything we can do with that?
The soft salary cap is going up after the new CBA...he can justify signing Freeman after that...
Maybe they can sign Morgan Freeman and he can do the PA announcing.
Pretty? Pretty depressing, if you ask me.
Duque, about 10 years ago, Mariel asked me to dance at an outside bar in Westport, CT. Nice lady. She was in town to plug some free health paper, the free ones they give away at the stores. She had written an article. Although it could have been Muriel as I always got the 3 sisters mixed up. But it wasn't Margaux as she was already dead. The same outside bar I drank with Patti Reagan for a few hours. Very attractive about 20 years ago and one of the most down-to-Earth women I've ever met. Extremely liberal.
But don't worry gang, when I make my first 10-20 billion with my crypto investments, I will buy the Yankees through a hostile takeover from Hal and you all have lifetime jobs just like the Bloated Front Office now. Duque will be VP of Public Relations. I'll have to figure out the other positions in the future. And the team will have an all-star at every position!
I’ve always wanted to be Vice-President in charge of sitting by the door
Is that job still available, Carl?
Carl,
Put me down as E.I.E.I.O.
Executive In Everything Including Other.
"Over the River and Into the Bronx"?
The Chance Adams Stories?
"The Snow Job is Killin' Our Tomorrows"?
No?
I'm leaving medicine. It is DMV document forgery for me from here on in.
You got it! El Duque. The price in the supermarket for grapes and apples is too high for Cheapskate Hal. He will save his money. We will watch another strikeout and injury machine this season, in Luke Void.
Dick...yes and it will be Executive VP !
Doug....done! But we will have to come up with a better corporate name. Wait... I got it! EIEIO will become Farm Director.
Winnie will have the title of Team Director of Medical Personnel. He will choose the new trainer and team doctor.
More openings for VP of Analytics, and the various position coaches.
Alphonso will be the manager.
I believe the new team doctor should be Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
He'd be perfect for the job.
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