Sunday, May 26, 2024

All right, I'll admit it!

 


I'm drunk on winning! 

What can I tell ya? I never expected a first third of the season like this.

The Yankees have the best record in the American League, and the second best in all of baseball, at 37-17.  That's a .685 pace, and projects to 111 wins on the season.

It's not just that. The Yanks are currently leading the AL in runs, homers, walks, OBP, slugging, OPS plus OPS+, total bases, and even sacrifice flies. They are second in hits and batting average—and only sixth in strikeouts.

More importantly, they are also dominating when it comes to pitching—first in ERA, shutouts, saves, fewest runs and earned runs, and strikeouts (and only 11th in walks).  

Remember how this team was shutout a disturbing 5 times in April? They haven't been blanked since—but have 7 combined shutouts to boast of now. Last night, I actually found myself disappointed that they finally gave up a run to San Diego. I need to snap out of it!! 

But they've been doing all this with last year's Cy Young winner and last year's great prospect, both on the DL. Both look like they will be retuning soon—which could be trouble. (I'm sorry, after so many years of Cashman, I can't help but think like this!!!)  And we're not even talking about Beeter, Spencer, the Second Oswald Theory, etc.

I can't help it, but to me this looks like...DEPTH!

I know, I know. I need an intervention. I need to regain perspective.

This can't possibly last. As Duque reminded us, we are, as always, just a tweak or two from disaster. 

On the other hand...Rizzo hasn't even really started to hit yet. Will he? And if he does??? Verdugo has exceeded (my) expectations. Even—gasp—The Gleyber has been hitting of late!

I don't know what to say.

Yes, everything can go wrong in a minute—probably today. And we've seen this before—just two years ago. As someone wrote, Brian Cashman took that team out back and shot it in the head, like Kristi Noem with a bad puppy. He's fully capable of doing the same in 2024.

The pen still looks suspicious. Are all of these young, over-performing starters really the sorts of invincible veterans a team usually needs in the playoffs? 

Who KNOWS what could go wrong? And the answer to that is usually...everything.

But I'm not alone. The Yankees are also back leading the AL in attendance, with over 1 million fans chowing down on the Rat Feces Dogs already. 

"Could it be? Yes, it could—something's comin', somethin' good...Around the corner—"

Probably a Mack truck. Or another bleeping Dodgers fence. But still—

I'm drunk, drunk I tells ya...but I don't wanna sober up!



 






27 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Hoss,

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we're going to the Cash-house
Gonna have a real
A good time

Let ‘em win, baby, win
Let ‘em win, baby, win
Let ‘em win, baby, win
Let ‘em win
All 2024 Baseball Season long

Thank You

Mildred Lopez said...


Poke a stick at the hoodoo. Rustle the jimmies of the gods. You're skeerin' me Boss.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hoss, just want you to know, if you need an intervention, we're here for you. You been here for us enough.

But "Kristi Noem, bad puppy?" My wife wanted to know what's going on with the laughing?

TheWinWarblist said...

Gleyber is a wonder.

JM said...

Yep, I certainly wonder about him.

This game is pretty dull so far. No bopping and it's the bottom of the fifth.

JM said...

By the way, Hoss, I'm out of town for the long weekend but my DVR is set to record you on CUNY TV tonight. Looking forward to getting home on Tuesday and seeing that.

JM said...

Yes!!!!!! Tatis fucked up!

Kevin said...

Gleybor, Gleybor, Gleybor... Un-fucking believable. And Boone throwing Schmidt out for that extra inning in a close game. FUCK!

acrilly said...

I’ve drank some Kool Aid lately as well. Frankly, it feels pretty good. If we re-sign Soto I might throw out my Cash-hole voodoo doll.

JM said...

E 4, our favorite.

Kevin said...

And of course Boone brings a reliever in who's given up two HRs in 15 innings!?

Kevin said...

Well, that sucked.

Kevin said...

Achilles heel of this team; in tight games they have players like the justly reviled Torres who will manage to pull an imbecilic/lazy play. Playing that ground ball off to the side in a tight game? Really not surprising, his whole career is filled with that sort of thinking. As I've, and many others have harped on for years, "not a winning ballplayer".

TheWinWarblist said...

Why? Why is Gleyber so bad.

TheWinWarblist said...

So very very bad. Can't Gleyber be traded for some beans? Not magic beans. Ordinary beans. Navy beans? Garbanzo beans? Black eyed peas? Anything?

JM said...

What a crap inning that was. And the next one isn't looking good, either

JM said...

Yeah, Estrada is burying them.

JM said...

It's over. 5-1, forget it.

TheWinWarblist said...

Volpe is still grinding, but he's it right now.

Kevin said...

Grinding, yeah and at the plate to...

TheWinWarblist said...

Ba da bum!

Kevin said...

Hey, I gotta million of dem!

TheWinWarblist said...

This losing is not acceptable!

Fuck CashBrain!

TheWinWarblist said...

I have had quite a bit of wine. And the border collie has been visiting the neighbours. Suckface Yanks lost, but life is good.

AboveAverage said...

Winny - that was absolutely abstract

Publius said...

2022

Kevin said...

We're going to lose games, of course. And every team is going to lose a game because of mental error, like, say, not getting your body in front of a groundball because it's not kewl or it's too much effort. Why then when Gleybor makes an error like do I feel like I do?

Do you feeeeel like I do? Do you feeeel like I do?