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End of an era
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Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
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- Golf 4
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- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
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- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
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Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
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Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
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YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
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Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
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Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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Rangers 10
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First, Rangers-Bruins/Knicks-Celtics will trigger serious PTSD from my childhood. Though actually, by that time the Knicks could usually beat the Celts when it counted. The Bruins just owned the Rangers. Until finally, in the 1972-1973 playoffs, the Rangers upset them in 5 games...only to lose in 5 to the Black Hawks.
Sigh...
The 1973 Knicks only beat Boston because Havlicek was playing with a separated shoulder.
There's no crying in basketball, Publius. Winning is winning, no matter the circumstances.
Yeah, but didn't the Knicks not have The Pearl for that series, due to injury?
Hondo didn't cry. He played left-handed.
Hammer, I'm also glad to see Verlander seems to be done. But boy, that was the all-time fail of The Brain.
Down the stretch in 2017, Cashman went after Sonny Gray instead of Verlander. From 2017-2022, Verlander went 69-23, 2.42 ERA, and won 10 postseason games.
Sonny Gray? Well, still pitching well...after Cashie traded him on for NOTHING.
If we had signed Verlander, the Yanks probably win 4 rings in that time. He could wear any damned beard he liked!
The New Yorker Blowthani cover is an abomination.
Exactly. EXACTLY.
Pop Quiz!
What rhymes with Kyle Tucker?
Vile Fucker?
I was enjoying the naming rights riffs in the other thread.
How about: Tom Carvel Field in Boss Tweed Stadium? With the Marv Albert sky boxes?
The Bit wins!
Gleyber does it again!
Gleyber has a very low baseball IQ
What a dimwit.
mr. bit, I'd propose a dedicated "Calgon, take me away" thread.
But, I've always been a tastes awful, less filling, kinda guy.
And, yes.
Gleyber is on the spectrum.
Spectrum Business? Spectrum cable? Spectrum crap original series?
Rodon does not fill me with confidence.
Gleyber out of character with a good play.
I know. I was shocked.
Astros have brought in one of the Italian pilots from Night the Opera.
At the Opera.
Judge is back.
Rodon is on that Ozempic diet - so he could have eaten your confidence JM and you would never have known it
Brunson out with ankle issue. Questionable to return!
Wasn't he in Along Came Brunson?
AA, excellent point. Fred Allen-esque.
@JM well played
JM, you made me go to the way back machine.
Yankees now into the sad sack part of the pen. For a bullpen that has the best ERA in baseball, they make me very, very nervous. Not to be confused with the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, Very Nervous.
As a late friend of mine used to say, my brain is a cornucopia of crap.
Can't we have a reliever who can finish off a game cleanly? It's embarrassing.
Somebody like King would do.
Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win! Finally.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Rodent wasn't rat shit tonight
Some injured and less minor-leaguey relievers should be returning within the coming weeks, right? Right?!
Would that these games had occurred a number of years ago in October rather than in May of this year. But I’ll take it anyway.
Small comfort.
I had to read these comments 'after the fact'. I MUST say that you guys are rounding into mid-season form! Glad that I wasn't drinking a milkshake. Keep up the hilarious work!
Fred Allen
Oh - the days of young.
Young
and Dumb
and
Full of . . .
Ozempic
Off-topic comments only? Holy shit, such wankery!
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