666? A-Rod is now within two home runs of SATAN.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Confessional Poem

I really don't know what to say,
This lineup hurts me, to a man,
How did we get so old and gray?
I wish I were a Redsock fan.

I used to think we'd find a way,
With Swish or Tex or Grandyman.
Now each resembles Jason Bay.
I wish I were a Redsock fan.

I cannot take another day,
Of watching Arod kick the can.
How did we ever get this way?
I wish I were a Redsock fan.


Anonymous said...

Maybe it's time to put this team in the Riverdale Hebrew Home for the Aged.

Alibi Ike said...

I bet the Pirates would swap player for player.

joe de pastry said...