Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PUT THIS TEAM OUT OF ITS MISERY?


For your personal re-enactment pleasure.


1.      Ichiro Suzuki grounds out.  Robinson Cano grounds out.  Mark Teixeira doubles. Raul Ibanez walks. Russell Martin grounds out. 

2. Alex Rodriguez called out on strikes. Curtis Granderson strikes out swinging. Nick Swisher singles. Jayson Nix flies out.

3. Ichiro Suzuki bunt grounds out.  Robinson Cano grounds out. Mark Teixeira grounds out

4. Raul Ibanez singles. Raul Ibanez caught stealing. Russell Martin grounds out. Alex Rodriguez strikes out on a foul tip.

5. Curtis Granderson strikes out on a foul tip. Nick Swisher strikes out swinging. Jayson Nix grounds out.

6. Ichiro Suzuki reaches on a fielding error. Robinson Cano grounds out. Mark Teixeira grounds out.  Anibal Sanchez intentionally walks Raul Ibanez. Russell Martin grounds out.

7. Alex Rodriguez lines out. Curtis Granderson walks.  Nick Swisher strikes out swinging. Curtis Granderson steals. Jayson Nix strikes out swinging.

8. Ichiro Suzuki flies out. Robinson Cano grounds out. Mark Teixeira pops out.

9. Raul Ibanez strikes out swinging. Russell Martin strikes out swinging. Alex Rodriguez singles.  Curtis Granderson strikes out swinging.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was working during the game. Thanks, now I know what happened (or didn't happen).

MUSTANG! said...

Someone is clearly spiral-cutting their hot dogs.

manx said...

I'm gonna look back to the last time we beat the Orioles in the Postseason. After that series, we lost two at home to Atlanta then won the next four (3 on the road and one at home) to win that series in which we were down 0-2 headed on the road. I'm looking to that for hope.

The Sayonara Kid said...

"I'll take Manhattan in a garbage bag with Latin written on it that says, 'It's hard to give a sh*t these days.'"