The usher who pimped for A-Rod.
The guy who warmed up Swish in the infield, so he didn't have to hear the booing.
The math whiz who calculated all of Girardi's successful matchups.
Lance Armstrong, for taking away a few headlines.
Honey Boo-Boo, for giving the Yankee fan base a new name.
Kevin Long. Why bother with an explanation?
Raul Ibanez. Hey, did he ever meet Scott Brosius?