Monday, October 15, 2012

Today was a great day for the Yankees!

Let's be positive today!

Robinson Cano got as many hits today as he had in his last 26 at-bats combined!

Eric Chavez had as many hits today as he had in the entire postseason!

Curtis Granderson had been averaging 2 strikeouts per game; he didn't strike out once today!

Alex Rodriguez didn't strike out with a runner in scoring position a single time today!

Not a single fan inside of Yankee Stadium booed Nick Swisher and hurt his feelings today! ... That we know of.

Joba Chamberlain didn't play on a trampoline! ... That we know of.

Not a single member of the "Core Four" broke any bones today! We're checking on Bernie Williams, but we have every reason to believe he's fine, as well!

We didn't have a single pathetic, embarrassing, stomach-churning, inexcusable loss that would make us want to gouge out our eyes today! Yippee!

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