Happy Thanksgiving, everybody

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody

Thursday, October 11, 2012

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL: The Poem



First came Bucky, then came Boone,
Then A-Rod vaulted from his swoon,
After that, we played the fool.
Nothing more, and then…
          RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL.

First there’s Jeter, then comes Mo,
After that, the bar sinks low.
Not much in our talent pool,
That is, unless you count…
          RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL.
 
Tino homered, Brosius, too.
Thought the Diamondbacks were through.
Fate, at times, can be so cruel.
But they can’t take away…              RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL.

3 comments:

Buhner's Ghost said...

I'm glad someone in Noo Yawk understands that Raul has no "o"s, just a lot of "u"s. Where would you mighty Yankees be without the Seattle Mariners, the Kansas City Athletics of the modern era? (Well, we won't count A-Rod.)

Alibi Ike said...

Senor October.

Anonymous said...

What could Girardi be thinkin'
Our clutch hittin' is surely stinkin'
If proud, heroic Raul rides the pine
We will prepare ourselves for Friday's nine.