Thursday, October 4, 2012

In historic appreciation for service, fear of curse and betrayal of the democratic process, Robert John Valentine is named September IT IS HIGH/LUNCHABLES YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH


Congratulations, Bobby V, on this unprecedented achievement.

Next, how about a national petition asking the Yankees to retire Valentine's No. 25?

2 comments:

John M said...

For some reason, I used to like Bobby when he piloted the Mets, but now I have come to grips with the fact that he's an aggressively confrontational dickwad with serious psychological issues.

And after his incredibly inept and pathetic performance this year, I have never loved him more. Maybe we can pitch in and buy him a taller bike.

el duque said...

He hurt the Redsocks more than a dozen Bucky Dents and Aaron Boones.

His nickname should not be Bobby V.

It should be Bucky Boone.