As the Captain, Derek Jeter, steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
If he'd been in Siberia this morning, he'd now be wearing a bloody turban.
Get him underground, as per the plan.
Youkilis, don't even waste a helmet on him.
Make sure Jeter wears Don Zimmer's helmet.
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