"It is better to be an alcoholic than a Yankee fan." -- Alphonso • "Maybe the Yankees can 'buy' new fans. I'm sure ready to sell." -- El Duque
If he'd been in Siberia this morning, he'd now be wearing a bloody turban.
Get him underground, as per the plan.
Youkilis, don't even waste a helmet on him.
Make sure Jeter wears Don Zimmer's helmet.
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