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Friday, February 15, 2013

Get Jeter into safe, underground bunker NOW

If he'd been in Siberia this morning, he'd now be wearing a bloody turban.

Get him underground, as per the plan.

Mo, too.

Youkilis, don't even waste a helmet on him.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Make sure Jeter wears Don Zimmer's helmet.