"It is better to be an alcoholic than a Yankee fan." -- Alphonso • "Maybe the Yankees can 'buy' new fans. I'm sure ready to sell." -- El Duque
Thank you. And now up for bid is a piece of the True Cross, presented to me during my illustrious career by Pope Benedict (His Holiness will be auctioning a few items as well, soon, in anticipation of retirement), for pitching excellence and moral character.
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