A navy pinstripe yoga mat
A year's supply of Genny Cream
A keg signed by the vending team
A "2" carved out of northern granite
A solar-cell vibrating hammock
A zircon-slathered Yankee topper
A 2,000-gallon popcorn popper
Another ugly pair of boots
A vid lip-synching with the Roots
"2s" in crystal, onyx, steel,
Beer cans, tree trunks and fresh veal
A wondrous Joe-Girardi-shaped 'tater
A Japanese robot fellater
It's not a hoarder's dream or last mirage --
Just what's stuffed in Jeet's garage.
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6 comments:
amazing talent this blog attracts. just wow...
Brilliant!
I don't care if you guys are sarcastic or not, I'm taking it.
I'm having this printed on the back of my business card.
No sarc here. I loved it.
Robot fellaters are written into every contract now in Nippon, I've heard.
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