Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Captain's Yard Sale

A dining set of broken bats
A navy pinstripe yoga mat

A year's supply of Genny Cream
A keg signed by the vending team

A "2" carved out of northern granite
A solar-cell vibrating hammock

A zircon-slathered Yankee topper
A 2,000-gallon popcorn popper

Another ugly pair of boots
A vid lip-synching with the Roots

"2s" in crystal, onyx, steel,
Beer cans, tree trunks and fresh veal

A wondrous Joe-Girardi-shaped 'tater
A Japanese robot fellater

It's not a hoarder's dream or last mirage --
Just what's stuffed in Jeet's garage.


KD said...

amazing talent this blog attracts. just wow...

el duque said...


Alibi Ike said...

I don't care if you guys are sarcastic or not, I'm taking it.

KD said...

I'm having this printed on the back of my business card.

el duque said...

No sarc here. I loved it.

Alibi Ike said...

Robot fellaters are written into every contract now in Nippon, I've heard.