Monday, August 4, 2014

BREAKING... INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION (IJI) PLACED ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE...

... THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION COMMAND... DO NOT ADJUST YOUR COMPUTER OR LEAVE YOUR HOUSE... THE INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION, OR IJI, WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED AS AN IJU WATCH, HAS BEEN POSTPONED... DO NOT PATROL YOUR TELEVISION SET...

... THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION COMMAND... THE IJI THAT WAS CONTEMPLATED FOR TONIGHT HAS BEEN POSTPONED... IF THIS WERE A REAL INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO CONFRONT YOUR TV AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS... THE INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION, OR IJI, HAS BEEN POSTPONED, BECAUSE NOBODY HOLDS AN INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION DURING A WINNING STREAK...

... THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION COMMAND... THE YANKEES ARE TWO AND OH SINCE THE IJI WAS DISCUSSED... THE INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION THAT WAS DISCUSSED FOR THIS EVENING HAS BEEN POSTPONED...

3 comments:

KD said...

Yanks beat Schwerzer with our usual 2 runs plus Tanaka throws without pain. Coincidence? I think not!

KD said...

Oh, almost forgot Pineda throwing painlessly and getting stretched out.

keep it up, boys!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

El Duque, your power is such that the mere mention of an IJI sends itching powder into the shoes of opposing pitchers and lead into the bats of Motor City greatness!