Monday, April 1, 2019

Calling Lloyds of London

This is the swing and miss that brought down Giancarlo the great :



Note the white spheroid that has passed him by.

The tying runs were on base.

He gets paid to hit home runs.

He never hits them when it matters.

Declare him " damaged" and let Lloyds pick up the tab.

Have him vacation with Jacoby.

We can lose without him.

10 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

All rejoice! ICS has only committed one error!

That Domingo kid looks pretty good, especially considering no one has explained the dimensions of the major league strike zone to him. Larry had better get on that.

TheWinWarblist said...

"Gardy Party! Let the Grady Party begin!"


Tehehee!!

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Giancarlo AND Miguel - time for the Black Swan pas de deux!

Joe of AZ said...

I wanna know who the fuck is in charge of the off-season conditioning regimen..
Cuz he along with Boone, Rothschild and Thames (oh my) need to be fucking canned all these injuries right out the gate are concernimg

TheWinWarblist said...

C'mon Joe F! The pros don't need to stretch!

TheWinWarblist said...

Thu-uhuhuhuhuh Yankees win!

Vampifella said...

"Andujar received a highly unwelcome diagnosis this evening, as manager Aaron Boone conveyed to reporters including MLB.com’s Bryan Hoch (Twitter link). He has suffered a “small labrum tear” that could require season-ending surgery. While the club will first attempt non-surgical treatment, it’s clearly a significant injury that will need to be handled with care."

Yeah...I'm sorta thinking Manny now...*sigh*

13bit said...

Love that Booney! Love that Cash-ola! Love Hally-Wally, rhymes with "Pally." Love Larry R! Love Dandy Randy! Love them all! our little Yankee Wankees win again! Oh, lucky us!

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