Monday, March 23, 2009

Yankeetorial: In these troubled times, Arod should give back the hooker sex he received for free

Today, that populist wildfire a-ragin' across America has a new face of evil. The juiced-up, mirror-kissing, clutch-strikeout, Madonna-chasing he-diva known as Alex Rodriguez has risen to Bernie Madoff territory... but now comes the ultimate insult to free market capitalism:

The wealthiest man in baseball received free hooker nookie.

This from the Daily News' brothel bureau.

A former Manhattan madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with hookers also counted Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez as a customer - and found him so charming she dated him herself for free, former employees of the call-girl agency tell the Daily News.

This. Stinks.

Elliot Spitzer didn't get it free. Charlie Sheen didn't get it free. The little man doesn't get it free. This is why our economy is in a shambles: The wealthiest fatcats continue to pull in the freebies.

The auto workers had to give it back. The foreclosed families had to give it back. AIG will have to give it back.

Is this Obama's plan for free universal health care? Well, I got news for all-you Hugo Chavez socialists: There is no free lunchjob, baby.

Give it back, Arod!

Pay up... like everybody else in baseball.

If anything, you should pay more.

We cannot, as a nation, give free hooker sex to the wealthy.

The rich get nookie, while the rest of us get married.



BernBabyBern said...

She was ahead of her time. It was part of a "stimulus package."

Anonymous said...

I know a gal like that down in the Cantina.

Unfortunately, she is 85 years old, drinks tequila sunrises all day long, and only has the one tooth.

BernBabyBern said...


The one in the Cantina? That's the one Curt Schilling has been hanging out with.