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Thursday, May 5, 2016

Slammin' Yanks Begin Assault on AL East !

Let me start by congratulating our ace, CC Sabathia, on shutting out the Orioles for 7 frames.  He is definitely not, " on the rocks," although, per my pledge, I raced through my bottle of CC as the zeros kept getting posted.

Let me just say this;  a great friend gave me a stylish shot glass a while back, which is, " outside the normal limits" ( amount of alcohol contained ) when filled to the brim.  So I am typing slow, and thinking even slower, as the sun again fails to rise near my home.

If I say anything outrageous, or stupid, please wear your " forgiving " hats and think, " I have been there, so I know."

But the Yanks are back.  The Yankee offensive hammer is down.  Watch us rock, now.

Who needs re-enforcements?  That Hicks dude, our top off-season acquisition, is really close to getting on base.  His batting average (.045?) just doesn't show the intimidation factor that he brings to his at bats.

And with Carlos as our DH?

I could go on and on.  But there is little to say, and I am boring myself.

Go Yanks.  Keep it up.

I need a cheeseburger.


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