Friday, June 8, 2018

Warning! Warning!


14 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Bill White sighting!!!! Huuh-raayyy!!!

Leinstery said...

Sanchez sucks

Leinstery said...

And Bird too. Outside of last year's spring training has he ever torn it up? I feel that we're in a constant state of injury and "trying to get his timing back".

Leinstery said...

And the king of suck goes to the NL. Adopt the DH already you fucking bum league.

Also if the Yankees could work a count and stop swing at the first and second pitch, that'd be appreciated.

TheWinWarblist said...

GARDY GOES YARDY!!!! Huuh-raayyy!!! GARDY GOES YARDY!!!! Huuh-raayyy!!! GARDY GOES YARDY!!!! Huuh-raayyy!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Not Toonces! Please please please please please please please not Toonces!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

NNNOOOOOOOOOO nnnoooooooooo NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!??!!??!!--(?!;:;?!!!??!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Sugar coated, deep fried baby Jesus on a stick why does Ma Boone have to do that to us?

Leinstery said...

Gardy + JuJu = Captain clutch.

And WinWarblist, I was talking to someone about to say the same thing about Betances, but I cut myself off and said "I guess it doesn't matter, it's the fucking Mets"

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

I was just about to chime in once again with the old Viennese broken record that Gardy is absolutely essential to the Yankees' success, but now that tune is somewhat blurred by the ghastly apparition of Toonces on the mound.

Damn it, guys: we've successfully figured out how to get an international juju thang goin' for Gardy; why can't we do the same for the delicate Betances?

Well, at least that inning passed without disaster. And 9 will be... the steadfast El Chapo?

Leinstery said...

El Chapo looks el stinko. Well a grazed batter and a weak infield single ain't terrible but can't give them anything.

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Fuck! I just got back from a middle-of-the-night cat feeding run to the kitchen and there are two on, no outs? FUCK! (Chapo; nicht die Katze.)

TheWinWarblist said...

Ahh-AHHH-AAAHHHHH-AAaAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaAaAaHaHaHaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!

Alphonso said...

Chappo has a knee problem. tendonitis for the moment.