Tuesday, June 5, 2018

You Heard It First From One Of Your Own....the Duque Duck



Just for the record, the Yankees PR staff has been publishing and talking falsehoods...including Mr. Boone.

They said, as recently as yesterday, " that Jordan was making good progress, had been throwing off flat ground ( as opposed to the slanted version ) and might soon progress to the mound."

We were all led to believe that German just had to give us a few more okay starts, and Monty would be back in the rotation.

Lies and stupidity.

Tommy John surgery now beckons for Jordan Montgomery and we wish him well.

But why deceive us into thinking things were progressing well?

Is there a secret trade in the works which, " hangs in the balance," on Jordan coming back in 10 days?

Will Boston lose a game because they think Montgomery could be only two weeks away?

Jordan will actually return in June or July, 2020.  Maybe.

And he will be a mystery until he isn't.

So it is time to say good-bye, Jordan.  See you in Columbia, South Carolina at re-union.

And tell the Yankee " talking heads" that their lies and deceit remind us too much of a certain democracy, whose world leadership is wearing thin.

Don't believe anything they say.

Not a word.

I don't understand why reporters even talk to them, knowing that all they get back is mush and untrue statements.  Someone gets paid for this?

And get ready for the big prospect dump.

 It is now as unstoppable as molten lava.

Fucking Honk.




13 comments:

Leinstery said...

It feels like they lose a pitcher to Tommy John every single year.
2018 Monty
2017 Pineda (Although that was more of a gain), Kaprelian
2016 Eovaldi, Kaprelian sort of
2015 I'm sure someone
2014 Tanaka sort of
2013 Blocked from memory

Also it's time to start Romine, Gary is a bum behind the plate and in front of it.

Leinstery said...

And this type of offensive ineptitude should have been expected tonight. Estrada is a top notch pitcher with a 5.5 era. Shitty pitching always beats the Yankees

TheWinWarblist said...

El Conquistador!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

El Hicksador!!!!!!!!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Monty succumbed to the curse of ODUMODU.

Do we need to throw a virgin into the volcano to appease him?

Also, the Master's win warble was a 2/10 tonight. He sounded exhausted.

Anonymous said...

HAL SHOULD BE THE HAPPIEST GUY IN THE ROOM THESE DAYS....

MIGUEL ANDUJAR SAVED HIM $325 MILLION DOLLARS. (THE MONEY WE WERE GOING TO THROW AT MANNY MACHADO).

HoraceClarke66 said...

Right you are, ALL-CAPS! And we prospect huggers should be mighty proud.

Terrible news about Montgomery, though I always felt he had a major-league head and a minor-league arm.

Time to test some more of those Triple-A guys.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Also, is there a reason why we never have more than 2-3 guys hot at one time? Just wondering.

Stanton looks to be on a roll, Sancho is as cold as ever. The Gold Dust Twins, El Matador and El Conquistador are sparking, Judge is MIA. Didi is...up and down every game.

This is getting to be like "Casablanca": "One in, one out."

Anonymous said...

Leinstery -- 2015 was Chase Whitley.

TheWinWarblist said...

I miss Sam Militello.

Anonymous said...

WOW...WARBLIST

SAM MILITELLO....(GREAT THROWBACK NAME).

SUCH HIGH HOPES I HAD FOR HIM...

BIG CURVE BALL.

THEN HE LOST THE PLATE.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Was that what happened to him? I had great hopes for him, too. And you're right, ALL-CAPS: he had a name you'd expect to hear in the 1940s.

A shame.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

https://www.pinstripealley.com/new-york-yankees-history/2013/9/2/4676404/yankees-history-pitching-prospects-hughes-chamberlain-militello