You Heard It First From One Of Your Own....the Duque Duck

Just for the record, the Yankees PR staff has been publishing and talking falsehoods...including Mr. Boone.

They said, as recently as yesterday, " that Jordan was making good progress, had been throwing off flat ground ( as opposed to the slanted version ) and might soon progress to the mound."

We were all led to believe that German just had to give us a few more okay starts, and Monty would be back in the rotation.

Lies and stupidity.

Tommy John surgery now beckons for Jordan Montgomery and we wish him well.

But why deceive us into thinking things were progressing well?

Is there a secret trade in the works which, " hangs in the balance," on Jordan coming back in 10 days?

Will Boston lose a game because they think Montgomery could be only two weeks away?

Jordan will actually return in June or July, 2020.  Maybe.

And he will be a mystery until he isn't.

So it is time to say good-bye, Jordan.  See you in Columbia, South Carolina at re-union.

And tell the Yankee " talking heads" that their lies and deceit remind us too much of a certain democracy, whose world leadership is wearing thin.

Don't believe anything they say.

Not a word.

I don't understand why reporters even talk to them, knowing that all they get back is mush and untrue statements.  Someone gets paid for this?

And get ready for the big prospect dump.

 It is now as unstoppable as molten lava.

Fucking Honk.