Monday, November 26, 2018

Line of the day

Posted by el duque at 3:49 PM

"Cano? No way. If we sign him and Machado plus Sanchez we might as well move the franchise to Yonkers because all we'll have are trotters." 
- Anonymous -

14 comments:

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...

Freaking fucking sucking mucking bad news. That's all there is from this team.

Today's latest: Toe now DFA.

https://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/yankees/2018/11/26/new-york-yankees-designate-ronald-torreyes-claim-parker-bridwell/2117698002/

Bah, hum-fucking-bug.

November 26, 2018 at 4:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Duque,

Hey, I signed that! :)

Doug K.

November 26, 2018 at 5:00 PM
Anonymous said...

MORE BAD NEWS GUYS....

WE JUST RELEASED "BIG TOE".

I GUESS HE DIDN'T FIT THE COOP MOLD OF BEING A SUB- .230 HITTER ALONG WITH NOT BEING ABLE TO HIT IN THE CLUTCH.

TOE COULD.

PARKER BRIDWELL TAKES HIS PLACE.

WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

SO FAR, THIS OFF-SEASON HAS BEEN A DISASTER.

November 26, 2018 at 5:10 PM
Stang said...

Say it ain't so, Toe!

November 26, 2018 at 5:13 PM
13bit said...

As someone who grew up in Yonkers, I have no problem with anybody here completely trashing the place. I must point out, though, that the Raceway no longer exists.

November 26, 2018 at 6:38 PM
Anonymous said...

13Bit,

It's gone? I thought they added a card room or something. What's there now?

Doug K.

November 26, 2018 at 7:07 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

That is a great line, Doug K.

And the Raceway is gone??? Hell, that's where I had my bachelor's party.

November 26, 2018 at 7:41 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Yes, Toe is gone. But hey, Parker Bridwell was 10-3, with a 3.64 ERA.

Uh, in 2017, that is. Last year he had arm surgery, and won one game.

Wow, what a pickup!

November 26, 2018 at 7:43 PM
Anonymous said...

Hoss,

Re: Bachelor party. That's great. Mine was at Hollywood Park in LA. Same general idea. They also had live Sumo wrestling that night.

Doug K.

November 26, 2018 at 7:48 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...

In case anyone has forgotten this bit of trivia, just before they Yankees extorted money from NYC to keep the Yankees where they are, two alternate sites for a new stadium were considered: the NJ Meadowlands and the Yonkers Raceway land.

November 26, 2018 at 10:06 PM
Anonymous said...

Here's another one. It was sold to MGM recently and was previously owned by the Rooneys

https://www.lohud.com/story/news/politics/politics-on-the-hudson/2018/05/29/empire-city-casino-yonkers-raceway-sold-mgm/650573002/

I believe its the NYG Rooneys.

Doug K.

November 26, 2018 at 10:36 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, my pals even had them name a race for me. I bet every horse in it, to make sure I had a winner!

It was a lucky night, my guys were hitting combinations all over the place. Sad the place is gone.

November 26, 2018 at 11:04 PM
13bit said...

My Yonkers-induced PTSD is too strong and precludes me from continuing with this discussion. I’m going to rest and hope to return to some degree of equilibrium by tomorrow.

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